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THESE LAWS CAN NOT BE QUESTIONED
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>Law of Mechanical Repair:
>After your hands become coated with grease
>your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
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>Law of the Workshop:
>Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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>Law of probability:
>The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
>stupidity of your act.
>
>Law of the Telephone:
>When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
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>Law of the Alibi:
>If you tell the boss you were late for work because
>you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
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>Variation Law:
>If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were
>in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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>Bath Theorem:
>When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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>Law of Close Encounters:
>The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are
>with someone you don't want to be seen with.
>
>Law of the Result:
>When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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>Law of Biomechanics:
>The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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>Theatre Rule:
>At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
>arrive last.
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>Law of Coffee:
>As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
>you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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>Murphy's Law of Lockers:
>If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have
>adjacent lockers.
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>Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
>The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a
>floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the
>carpet/rug.
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>Law of Logical Argument:
>Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
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>Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.
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>Wilson's Law:
>As soon as you find a product that you really like, they'll stop
>making it, or change it for the worse.


We never really grow up... we just learn how to act in public
 

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Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
This is oh so true... :D
 

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RSixxy said:
and you would know this..how??? :eek: :lol:
You took the word right out of my keyboard :hang:

Evad, where are waiting for the reply :cool2:
 
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