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THESE LAWS CAN NOT BE QUESTIONED
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>Law of Mechanical Repair:
>After your hands become coated with grease
>your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
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>Law of the Workshop:
>Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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>Law of probability:
>The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the
>stupidity of your act.
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>Law of the Telephone:
>When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
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>Law of the Alibi:
>If you tell the boss you were late for work because
>you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
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>Variation Law:
>If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were
>in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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>Bath Theorem:
>When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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>Law of Close Encounters:
>The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are
>with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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>Law of the Result:
>When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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>Law of Biomechanics:
>The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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>Theatre Rule:
>At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle
>arrive last.
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>Law of Coffee:
>As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask
>you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
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>Murphy's Law of Lockers:
>If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have
>adjacent lockers.
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>Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
>The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a
>floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the
>carpet/rug.
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>Law of Logical Argument:
>Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
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>Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.
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>Wilson's Law:
>As soon as you find a product that you really like, they'll stop
>making it, or change it for the worse.


We never really grow up... we just learn how to act in public
 

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>Wilson's Law:
>As soon as you find a product that you really like, they'll stop
>making it, or change it for the worse.
Hey, that's GMs favorite method for turning away customers!
 

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Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
This is oh so true... :D
 

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Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were
in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
This one kicks my ass all the time. I'm so pissed at it right now I just stay in one lane.
 

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RSixxy said:
and you would know this..how??? :eek: :lol:
You took the word right out of my keyboard :hang:

Evad, where are waiting for the reply :cool2:
 

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Evad101 said:
uh.................................because Motohead said so! :blush::blink:

oooo good come back!! well moto?? yous gots some splain' to do!!:laugh:
 
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