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A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There is a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her and said "Madam, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Damn" says the little old lady "I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning." "Well, now, not so fast" says the Cop "How did you get all that money? Did you steal them?"
"Oh no" says the old lady "you see, my backyard faces to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there is a game on, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds. So I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say '$20 or off it comes!' "
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the Cop. "OK good luck! By the way what's in the other bag?"
"Well" the old lady continues "not all of them pay up...."
 
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HAhaha, i'de end up bein one of the ones that didn't pay up.....damn, i'm going to watch what bushes i pee in now....
 
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