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There was a man who worked for the Post Office, whose job it was to process all of the mail that had illegible addresses.


One day, a letter came to his desk, addressed in a shaky handwriting, to God. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. He opened it and read

Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100.00 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I have invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?

Sincerely,

Edna


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The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all of the other workers. Each of them dug into his wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96.00, which
they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all of the workers felt a warm glow for the kind thing they had done.


Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the old lady, to God. All of the workers gathered around while t he letter was opened.
It read:

Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift. By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it must have been those thieving bastards at the Post Office.

Sincerely,

Edna
 

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Whooooaaaaa, how did I get the double post?
 

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You know... I love the jokes... even the old ones....

BUT sometimes its best to organize them into one thread... like the old reliable one from Motorush... what the hell was the title to that one?

That way we dont end up with 15+ joke threads running thru the site.... I am all about organization! Jokes here, porn there, ......
 

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I just love the boobie avatars!:D

It was in flame thrower and off topic wasn't it?
 

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midwest said:
You know... I love the jokes... even the old ones....

BUT sometimes its best to organize them into one thread... like the old reliable one from Motorush... what the hell was the title to that one?

That way we dont end up with 15+ joke threads running thru the site.... I am all about organization! Jokes here, porn there, ......

There is a comedy section, it's called Now that's good comedy! and this thread was in that section, was it somewhere else before and had to be moved, or was it always in this section? Funny joke.
 

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m51142 said:
Here is one more for yah.

What is that little WWX subliminal msg that pops up on her boobies? :D

Also someone pm my computer illiterate a$$ how to do avatars pls!
 

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There is a comedy section, it's called Now that's good comedy! and this thread was in that section, was it somewhere else before and had to be moved, or was it always in this section? Funny joke.
I thought that was where I had put it "Now that's good comedy"
 

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What is that little WWX subliminal msg that pops up on her boobies? :D

Also someone pm my computer illiterate a$$ how to do avatars pls!
Check your pm...
 

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dadogs said:
I thought that was where I had put it "Now that's good comedy"
I thought you did too, I didn't understand why Midwest was asking for a section that already existed. Maybe I was confused, it doesn't take much to confuse me. :D
 
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