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HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER
> >>> >
> >>> > You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one........
> >>> >
> >>> > Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the course
>of
> >> the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful
> >> Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious
>of
> >> a
> >> relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this had only made her
>more
> >> curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
>interact,
> >> Mrs. Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and
> >> Stephanie
> >> than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I
>know
> >> what you must be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie and I are just
> >> roommates."
> >>> >
> >>> > About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your
> >> mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
> >> gravy
> >> ladle.
> >>> >
> >>> > You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt
>it,
> >> but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
> >>> >
> >>> > Dear Mother:
> >>> >
> >>> > I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house,
>I'm
> >> not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact
>remains
> >> that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
> >>> >
> >>> > Love, Brian
> >>> >
> >>> > Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
>read:
> >>> >
> >>> > Dear Son:
> >>> >
> >>> > I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
>saying
> >> that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that if
>she
> >> was
> >> sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.
> >>> >
> >>> > Love, Mom
> >>> >
> >>> > LESSON OF THE DAY.. NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
 

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That's nacho cheese!
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I don't get it. Did they have something with gravy on it or in it at dinner?
 

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Bigdaa said:
I don't get it. Did they have something with gravy on it or in it at dinner?
It's like when Bill Murray was using kitchen utensils in the movie "Strips".
 

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That's nacho cheese!
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RC51_CBRXX said:
It's like when Bill Murray was using kitchen utensils in the movie "Strips".

Ok, ok. Now it's starting to make sense. "Barneki. Barneki! He still owes me money!"
 
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