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Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries theyhad performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. A concertpianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later heperformed a private concert for the Queen of England."
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs
in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in
field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was
high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde
hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's a
senator from New York
One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs
in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in
field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was
high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde
hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's a
senator from New York
