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I am sure I could do that job but I can't prove 10 yrs of experience... :thumbup:
 

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surfin the porn-job wantads eh? that's a fast switch...

one day she's got a job at RIM, next day work is all about rim jobs...whatever floats your boat i guess :D
 

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ratdog said:
surfin the porn-job wantads eh? that's a fast switch...

one day she's got a job at RIM, next day work is all about rim jobs...whatever floats your boat i guess :D
Ha.
 

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Sporty.... you need to stop all this... I am falling in love... first th egenerator running your Dildo... now this?


Funny story... along the thread topic too... today on my way in on the radio they are advertising some Smirnoff (sp?) job where they give you a $50k salary and a $50k spending account to hit the bars to help promote the brand and vodka in general. For a drinker... this could be no better!

If it was GIN... I was calling!
 

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I wonder if that was for the Smirnoff coolers, those are pretty good!
Got drunk one night and puked from drinking Raspberry Smirnoff coolers and Tequila Rose shooters! Nachos everywhere, interesting enough, it looked exactly the same when I ate as it did coming back up!
 

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SportyChick said:
I wonder if that was for the Smirnoff coolers, those are pretty good!
Got drunk one night and puked from drinking Raspberry Smirnoff coolers and Tequila Rose shooters! Nachos everywhere, interesting enough, it looked exactly the same when I ate as it did coming back up!
Sporty, the more you talk like that. The more you turn me on.:thumbup1:
 

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CBRXX... she can also pee farther than you while standing up...
 

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Nachos, booze, pee and puke! A guy has got to wonder if she would be true.
 

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To good to be true I reckon... We'd be needing proof of that puking contest! :D
 

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CBRXX... she can also pee farther than you while standing up...
I am very sure that RC51_CBRXX has video confrimation of this. :saddam:
 

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The puke story gets even better but I didn't want to gross you guys out even more but you asswipes asked for it!

I think maybe one drop of the puke actually went into the toilet bowl. The rest of it hit the back of the toilet and the wall, it was like projectile, something like The Exorcism! And of course there is never any toilet paper in the women's washroom cause I guess there are some big birds out there that need to be wiped. So I had to peel off what I could off the the toilet paper roll and try and clean some of it up. Well I wasn't able to clean much of it up, just ended up leaving it there.
 

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A toliet is there solely to take shiit from you and what do you do in return?
You totally gurge on it with complete disregard.
 
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