How far can you go?
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·Haha, awesome (yet random) thread. I don't know *exactly* how far I can get, but it's pretty damn far. 
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Ummmmmm OK i can't do that guys!
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ragdoll said:
LOL!!! Well I ain't got no man pee pee
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What always freaks people out is when you stand about a foot away and piss in the urinal next to you. People start to walk up to it and are like... "uhhh..."
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I dunno. When I was a kid I remember peeing over 10 feet away. I guess the ol' hose loses pressure over time.
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i'm waitin for the next snowfall and takin some precise measurements....of the distance, footprint to furtherst yellow snow
watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow....nanuck of the north....nanuck of the north
anyone w/ the mp3 of that ...fire it over to me via emai/pm pleez
watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow....nanuck of the north....nanuck of the north
anyone w/ the mp3 of that ...fire it over to me via emai/pm pleez
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alright that was a tad bit much!ratdog said:well maybe u can't go for a distance record but u could down a case of beer...hold it and then find a reclining chair, some trick finger work and i bet you can get your toenails wet
But it was funny. 
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I know knew a young lass that could pee standing up for a little distance. It took a bit of manipulation though.
I've got Frank Zappa's "Yellow Snow" and a Christmas "Yellow Snow" songs.
I've got Frank Zappa's "Yellow Snow" and a Christmas "Yellow Snow" songs.
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Dude! Don't do it at your own house! You'll make a mess Do it at a gas station or something.Bock919 said:
Hint: You know how, if you take a garden hose and kink it in the middle it sprays really far for a few seconds... think about it.
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Pressure, it's the key. When the equipment gets older, and the garantees run out, I guess we get to look forward to dribbling. So, that in mind, back off and piss away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did the pissing contest as a kid. We would hike down to the creek. When we had to leak, we would find a high point like a boulder or a cliff and just piss like mad dogs. Like that, you can get maybe 15 to 20, no prob. Pissing is a funny thing when you are young. What a blast to come equiped with your own water pistol!
I did the pissing contest as a kid. We would hike down to the creek. When we had to leak, we would find a high point like a boulder or a cliff and just piss like mad dogs. Like that, you can get maybe 15 to 20, no prob. Pissing is a funny thing when you are young. What a blast to come equiped with your own water pistol!
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