[HondaJim]

Hi all. I recently took a test run on my twin supercharged, nitrous injected, twin turbo, helium filled frame, Tibetan Monk Sake fuelled, all carbon Busa with a 43 front/15 tooth rear sprocket. When I shifted to second (at approx. 120 MPH) my passenger's visor suddenly opened and she fell off. Last I heard she was hangin with JohnnyB, who was licking her wounds. Anyway..
I was in full gear (sandals [no flip flops on fast rides], jock strap and safety contacts) and after buzzing through six towns I finally shifted into 3rd gear while passing a school bus that was unloading kids on the right side. I noticed a squirell up ahead, and being the animal lover I am (they taste so good) I applied light pressure to the twelve per side Brembo calipers. They clamped a little too hard onto the rim mounted rotors and I performed an 8.6 mile stoppie. My super sticky Indian rubber front tire melted, and the bike is stuck to the road in full stoppie fashion. The highway deptartment said I can get it back tomorrow. I noticed a slight wobble before fully stopping.

Questions -
Can I add a Kenworth semi tractor rear shock for a steering damper?
Does SportyChick wiggle up front? Does she use WIM-RC51 as a damper?
How do I tighten the spokes on my 2002 919?
Is ragdoll's fantastic sense of humor OEM or slightly modded?
How do I do the playing card/clothespin mod to my 2001 Superhawk?
Did LordDuckHunter get my goose?
How tight should the liscense plate bolts be on my 1988 600 Hurricane?
Can I strap RSixxy on the front of the Busa for airbags?
Can I bore my 2004 CRF150F to about 1200cc?
And for LittleNinja, in the words of ragdoll "PORN...Ha, she's screwed."
TYIA
HondaJim

 

[turn_1]

I like this guy already!!! Hahahaha....PORN....sorry little ninja.

 

[SV650s]

Welcome Jim... Excellent first post! :clap:

How do I tighten the spokes on my 2002 919?

You must use a nipple wrench. Maybe sporty can loan you hers.

 

[BockHawk]

Okay, that was all really freakin' funny.

This guy is gonna fit in nicely.

 

[SportyChick]

Does SportyChick wiggle up front? Does she use WIM-RC51 as a damper?

Hell no! I use Moto for that!

 

[h ryder]

You've been sippin' some of that Kentucky moonshine, haven't ya?

Welcome

 

[midwest]

Welcome Jim....

Can I add a Kenworth semi tractor rear shock for a steering damper?
Absolutely!

Does SportyChick wiggle up front? Does she use WIM-RC51 as a damper?
Oh yes she does... she wiggles, jiggles, shakes, and moves in a fashion that is hard to describe... its good though... definately good! And I believe she is using a leather undergarment to help with all of it while riding.

How do I tighten the spokes on my 2002 919?
As suggested... nipple wrench is the only way!

Is raddoll's fantastic sense of humor OEM or slightly modded?
OEM baby....

How do I do the playing card/clothespin mod to my 2001 Superhawk?
Not while riding.....

Did LordDuckHunter get my goose?
Got it, cooked it, ate it!

How tight should the liscense plate bolts be on my 1988 600 Hurricane?
78psi...

Can I strap RSixxy on the front of the Busa for airbags?
Oh man... umm.... yes you can. I mean if she will allow it... you could... but to be honest, there are better places to strap her to something, but this is a non-PORN site and those things arent allowed to be discussed here. IF they were I could tell you about the time I was riding some Canadian 'hills'...

Can I bore my 2004 CRF150F to about 1200cc?
No... 998cc is the max - thats how Ducati achieved thier engine displacement, little known fact. However you can add a bottle for some extra boost if needed.

And for LittleNinja, in the words of ragdoll "PORN...Ha, she's screwed."
LittleNinja... (Pssssssst.. her husband is on here too so try not to f*ck with her too much you know.....)

BTW... absolutely LOVE your avatar.... FUNNY!

 

[LittleNinja]

What' up!!!!! PORN, Yeah I'm screwed! That post was great!!!!!!! Welcome aboard.

 

[razorbike]

Somebody's been stalking us for a while!! :glare:

Great first post. Welcome aboard Jim. :clap:

 

[LittleNinja]

LittleNinja... (Pssssssst.. her husband is on here too so try not to f*ck with her too much you know.....)

Haaaa you couldn't be more wrong! He is SOOOOO NOT like that!

Honey we've been together for 10 years. There isn't aything any one could say or do to to me that could take me away from him. he's the SHIZNIT!

carry on now!

 

[HondaJim]

No stalking, I'm too busy packing/unpacking/repacking winter/summer clothes and gear. Friggin' 75 one day and 35 the next. I spent one hilarious night reading through most of the threads. I came to two conclusions; my sides hurt; I found people as strange as me.:clap:

 

[ratdog]

way to swan dive into the murky end...will make a fine entry into the Anals of W.T. History

btw, the hot setup on the 919 is to remove the spokes entirely...it wobbles a bit at low speed, but once you get up beyond 8/10ths, it actually improves the handling of the front end

 

[montrealmax]

AHHHH! Welcome king nutter. Mucho weirdos in here. It's all good...

 

[RSixxy]

Can I strap RSixxy on the front of the Busa for airbags?
HondaJim

That would be a no--they are only used for those that they are attached to:whistling:

Anywho welcome to the board!!

 

[Bigdaa]

Hi all. I recently took a test run on my twin supercharged, nitrous injected, twin turbo, helium filled frame, Tibetan Monk Sake fuelled, all carbon Busa with a 43 front/15 tooth rear sprocket. When I shifted to second (at approx. 120 MPH) my passenger's visor suddenly opened and she fell off. Last I heard she was hangin with JohnnyB, who was licking her wounds. Anyway..
I was in full gear (sandals [no flip flops on fast rides], jock strap and safety contacts) and after buzzing through six towns I finally shifted into 3rd gear while passing a school bus that was unloading kids on the right side. I noticed a squirell up ahead, and being the animal lover I am (they taste so good) I applied light pressure to the twelve per side Brembo calipers. They clamped a little too hard onto the rim mounted rotors and I performed an 8.6 mile stoppie. My super sticky Indian rubber front tire melted, and the bike is stuck to the road in full stoppie fashion. The highway deptartment said I can get it back tomorrow. I noticed a slight wobble before fully stopping.

Questions -
Can I add a Kenworth semi tractor rear shock for a steering damper?
Does SportyChick wiggle up front? Does she use WIM-RC51 as a damper?
How do I tighten the spokes on my 2002 919?
Is raddoll's fantastic sense of humor OEM or slightly modded?
How do I do the playing card/clothespin mod to my 2001 Superhawk?
Did LordDuckHunter get my goose?
How tight should the liscense plate bolts be on my 1988 600 Hurricane?
Can I strap RSixxy on the front of the Busa for airbags?
Can I bore my 2004 CRF150F to about 1200cc?
And for LittleNinja, in the words of ragdoll "PORN...Ha, she's screwed."
TYIA
HondaJim

This man has been lurking for a while, and I'm certain that in his youth never failed to complete his homework!

 

[dadogs]

Ahhhhhh another one of the mysterious lurkers jumps into the fray with some enlightening and funny as Hell post! Be afraid.....be very afraid.....:stir:

 

[HondaJim]

I swear I am not a lurker (lurkee?). I just............hang on, a post just popped up on another board I am not registered to.

 

[RSixxy]

I swear I am not a lurker (lurkee?). I just............hang on, a post just popped up on another board I am not registered to.

bahahahaha...no not a lurker...stalker LOL:batman:

 

[RC51_CBRXX]

Pfffttt... The first post wasn't that good. He didn't ask what kind of oil to use, what's the loudest exhaust for his bike, or what is the best coolant for his 2000 Harley Duece.

Welcome Senor!

 

[RC51_CBRXX]

That would be a no--they are only used for those that they are attached to:whistling:

Anywho welcome to the board!!

I just got a visual that made me smile.:stuart: