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OK, I'm gonna say something everyone knows, but may take a grain of salt approach to.
The ethics thugs at Raytheon were interested in me cause I have a side job. You know, they always get worried you might be working on something for the other guy when you are clocked in at the plant.
They checked out my PC while I had my back turned a month ago to see if they could see some conflicto-dilecto if you know what I mean. I could have told them there wasn't any such shenanigans, but they wouldn't even take the word of their own dear mothers.
I came out smelling like Motul E100 oil, and as you know, that smells pretty good. HOWEVER, and this is huge-o-riffic. They did find
the folder "DAVES STUFF" which if you monkeys know anything about me you'd know that spells TROUBLE with a red hot dagger in my ass.
That, is just about what I got. HR coterized my asss shut with one week suspension, starting this morning at 10:25 pending the results of their finger sniffing investigation! Story is pretty good, isn't it!
For a guy who's got 26 1/2 years in the company, you know, I just don't feel too bad. I mean, some of you have seen my rants about this place. It sucks, management sucks, upper management sucks, benefits keep getting nuetered, C.H.U.D.S (Canabalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers) keep showing up to assimilate our technology to take it down to Los Angeles, more and more ACE Engineers are putting their resignations in. So what. I'm a little bit nervous, because these puds have a kinda zero tollerance approach to tittys and I had some shots I pulled from MotoRush and from Emails I recieved at work.
I have one little itty bitty thing going in my favor, however. You see, since the "DEATH SCAN" was done on my computer, I independantly rid my system of any images that might offend some cockbagging asshole-charmer that might be looking over my shoulder. No one told me to do it. I just did. So Ethic(rabs on the crotch) can re-scan my system and perhaps think that "Wow, this guy got rid of the files. I wonder if he's learned his lesson. Hmmmmmm, I wonder if he can make available to us those nice titty shots we are porking him for?
I may be going 100% independant in short order. I sure as shiiiit know I've got the skills, but I could stand some street beating to drum up customers. I really have wished lately, that I could run my buisness from mi casa (which es su casa if anyone ever comes to town). All my life I've needed a shove before I started anything.
I told HR that "If they want a resignation, they can have it" But you know damn well some fist target is gonna get a big kick out of axing me and telling his boss what a good job he is doing.
Don't shed a tear for me. But if the chance comes up, have a cold one or two.:clap:
Bigdaa
The ethics thugs at Raytheon were interested in me cause I have a side job. You know, they always get worried you might be working on something for the other guy when you are clocked in at the plant.
They checked out my PC while I had my back turned a month ago to see if they could see some conflicto-dilecto if you know what I mean. I could have told them there wasn't any such shenanigans, but they wouldn't even take the word of their own dear mothers.
I came out smelling like Motul E100 oil, and as you know, that smells pretty good. HOWEVER, and this is huge-o-riffic. They did find
the folder "DAVES STUFF" which if you monkeys know anything about me you'd know that spells TROUBLE with a red hot dagger in my ass.
That, is just about what I got. HR coterized my asss shut with one week suspension, starting this morning at 10:25 pending the results of their finger sniffing investigation! Story is pretty good, isn't it!
For a guy who's got 26 1/2 years in the company, you know, I just don't feel too bad. I mean, some of you have seen my rants about this place. It sucks, management sucks, upper management sucks, benefits keep getting nuetered, C.H.U.D.S (Canabalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers) keep showing up to assimilate our technology to take it down to Los Angeles, more and more ACE Engineers are putting their resignations in. So what. I'm a little bit nervous, because these puds have a kinda zero tollerance approach to tittys and I had some shots I pulled from MotoRush and from Emails I recieved at work.
I have one little itty bitty thing going in my favor, however. You see, since the "DEATH SCAN" was done on my computer, I independantly rid my system of any images that might offend some cockbagging asshole-charmer that might be looking over my shoulder. No one told me to do it. I just did. So Ethic(rabs on the crotch) can re-scan my system and perhaps think that "Wow, this guy got rid of the files. I wonder if he's learned his lesson. Hmmmmmm, I wonder if he can make available to us those nice titty shots we are porking him for?
I may be going 100% independant in short order. I sure as shiiiit know I've got the skills, but I could stand some street beating to drum up customers. I really have wished lately, that I could run my buisness from mi casa (which es su casa if anyone ever comes to town). All my life I've needed a shove before I started anything.
I told HR that "If they want a resignation, they can have it" But you know damn well some fist target is gonna get a big kick out of axing me and telling his boss what a good job he is doing.
Don't shed a tear for me. But if the chance comes up, have a cold one or two.:clap:
Bigdaa