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man comes home from work, sits down in his favorite
chair, turns on the TV, and says to his wife: "Quick,
bring me a beer before it starts."

She looks a little puzzled, but brings him a beer.
When it's finished, he says: "Quick, bring me another
Beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looks a little angry, but brings him a
beer anyway. When he's drained that one too, he says:
"Quick, another beer. It's gonna start any second."

"That's it!" She blows her top.

"You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass
down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
Run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I
Cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighs. "Oh darn, it's started"
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