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I, I got a nasty bump on my head. Wow...........how long was I asleep? You guys should have checked out my dream! A twister came and took the farm house and twisted the sheaaat out of it and horses and cows were flying around and this bitch on a BMW cruised by the window and tried to snatch Toto but I took her out with a 45 Automatic......ya know a couple of shots to her pimply beak and she was dirt napping. And then I was dropping some LSD with Dianne Feinstein when the bitch said she would live to put a stake through the heart of MotoRush and I laughed outloud right before she turned into Satan himself, only I new it was a dream, ya know, but I couldn't wake up so I got on my ZX10r and started to ride like the wind when I looked down and noticed my mighty 10 turned into a riding lawnmower with one of two cylinders misfiring. Jeeeeeezzze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pleeze don't be true I said over and over and louder and louder. It was then that I felt a slap on my face, not once but twice. "Dave, wake up. Wake up!!!" Then slap....slap.....slap a succession of slaps administered by the two black guys, the nuns, the Doctor, the Captain, the Co-Pilot..............shiit! forget that last part. I finally awoke to the faces of my wife and two boys.
"Dad, were you having that dream again?"asked Brian.
"Yes, the one about MotoRush"
"Dad, you know it's true. MotoRush is gone. But that doesn't mean you have
to let it slam you in the ass every time you take a napp"
"Where the hell did you learn to talk like that, Son?"
"Hell Dad.....That's not important right now. The important thing is that you live on with the joy of knowing MotoRush in your heart and get your butt out front so me and Scotty can ride the CRF50!"
"Wow, Brian! How did you get to be such a smart little fella?"
"I don't know Dad. But one thing I do know is that if you see a photo of Sporty's naked tits on Wristtwisters, I wanna see them, too!"
"That's a deal, Son!"
I, I got a nasty bump on my head. Wow...........how long was I asleep? You guys should have checked out my dream! A twister came and took the farm house and twisted the sheaaat out of it and horses and cows were flying around and this bitch on a BMW cruised by the window and tried to snatch Toto but I took her out with a 45 Automatic......ya know a couple of shots to her pimply beak and she was dirt napping. And then I was dropping some LSD with Dianne Feinstein when the bitch said she would live to put a stake through the heart of MotoRush and I laughed outloud right before she turned into Satan himself, only I new it was a dream, ya know, but I couldn't wake up so I got on my ZX10r and started to ride like the wind when I looked down and noticed my mighty 10 turned into a riding lawnmower with one of two cylinders misfiring. Jeeeeeezzze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pleeze don't be true I said over and over and louder and louder. It was then that I felt a slap on my face, not once but twice. "Dave, wake up. Wake up!!!" Then slap....slap.....slap a succession of slaps administered by the two black guys, the nuns, the Doctor, the Captain, the Co-Pilot..............shiit! forget that last part. I finally awoke to the faces of my wife and two boys.
"Dad, were you having that dream again?"asked Brian.
"Yes, the one about MotoRush"
"Dad, you know it's true. MotoRush is gone. But that doesn't mean you have
to let it slam you in the ass every time you take a napp"
"Where the hell did you learn to talk like that, Son?"
"Hell Dad.....That's not important right now. The important thing is that you live on with the joy of knowing MotoRush in your heart and get your butt out front so me and Scotty can ride the CRF50!"
"Wow, Brian! How did you get to be such a smart little fella?"
"I don't know Dad. But one thing I do know is that if you see a photo of Sporty's naked tits on Wristtwisters, I wanna see them, too!"
"That's a deal, Son!"
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now that's a proper re-introduction bigdaa. welcome and enjoy fellas.
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Bigdaa!.....
I know there's no place like home, but this place ain't so bad....just gotta put up some drapes, steam clean the carpets and sling some fecal matter on the walls........now pass the dutchie you nut-case......
RC90
Now lemme get this straight.....you are gonna be harrassing us??? You got some pretty miffed Motorush people here....or am I the only one? You could at least give us the scoop as to what happened before you let Motorush senesce into cyber-space......Was it all the porn....was it? was it? was it? Hey you still got that "Got Milk?" link? That was a woody, er, ahem, goody........
It's good to have you two clowns back......Plus ca change, plus ce le meme chose......or something to that affect......
I know there's no place like home, but this place ain't so bad....just gotta put up some drapes, steam clean the carpets and sling some fecal matter on the walls........now pass the dutchie you nut-case......
RC90
Now lemme get this straight.....you are gonna be harrassing us??? You got some pretty miffed Motorush people here....or am I the only one? You could at least give us the scoop as to what happened before you let Motorush senesce into cyber-space......Was it all the porn....was it? was it? was it? Hey you still got that "Got Milk?" link? That was a woody, er, ahem, goody........
It's good to have you two clowns back......Plus ca change, plus ce le meme chose......or something to that affect......
GDJAM, good to be amongst freinds again, that's for sure. I will be glad to tell you what I know about the demise, but I don't believe that it is appropiate to do it here and disrespect Jet Blast with it. Let's just say that that will be always in my heart and I will never forget it but we have got to move on and look for a new sandbox as not talking to all you nuts was killing me. Now, you must got me confuse with somebody else cuz I don't recall ever posting anything over a PG rated.GDJAM said:
Snif, Snif... does crying makes me ghei?
Oh and Bigdaa... nice to see ya. I wish I had you're e-mail cuz I sure would have told you about this site if I did. Johnny B, I can see you haven't lost your touch
dadogs, Nah, I only wish I could do that on my own... got a hold of a nice LOGO proggie and i thought I would make my own avatar for a change
Jet Blast, thanks for letting me become a part of your sand box... hopefully, I can add something positive to the site (aside from the little R rated humor here and there.)
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it's not the crying that makes you ghei.
I appreciate the thought, certainly there's enough people here who want to ask the same question. I wont be offended if you want to explore it further, either way, no offense taken.
I appreciate the thought, certainly there's enough people here who want to ask the same question. I wont be offended if you want to explore it further, either way, no offense taken.
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It was all good till this part and then it all went down the pooper!Bigdaa said:
But I definitely did miss these meanless rants from you Bigdaa! Almost makes me feel like posting a "naked tit" shot for all of you guys............................yeah right!! Suffer you asshats!
And RC90! I'm so happy that you made your way over here too, I so missed all you guys. Now we truly are one great big huge dysfunctional family with our retard kid Moto! I vote that RC90 has to empty Moto's drool cup cause I sure as hell ain't, you guys can all piss off!
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Bigdaa.... Missed you man!
Hopefully the boys are riding well!
No Sporty tittie shots yet.. and rumor has it this site is PG rated... well... at least right now it is! So Sporty... email those pics to me if you can... I wont forward them to anyone... I SWEAR!
Hopefully the boys are riding well!
No Sporty tittie shots yet.. and rumor has it this site is PG rated... well... at least right now it is! So Sporty... email those pics to me if you can... I wont forward them to anyone... I SWEAR!
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Uh no, you can sleep on the wet side, not me!RC90 said:I knew my coming here wasn't going to be easy. Sporty, you made your bed... now, you got to clean your mess
Midwest, check your emails, I sent you a pic!
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