[ragdoll]

Chuck Norris's RC-51 never runs hot and both headlights are on at lowbeam.

 

[SportyChick]

Chuck Norris takes his knee pucks off and cuts the leathers out when he wants to "drag knees" on his bike

 

[dayrock]

Chuck Norris version of the flapper mod is to unzip his fly and let "it" hang out.

 

[ratdog]

this is some funny sh!te

 

[MetallicCarrot]

Chuck Norris was offered a helmet via mailorder from Arai. He told them his hair and beard were Snell and DOT rated. He then roundhouse kicked them in the tear-offs.

 

[BockHawk]

Chuck Norris pees 105 octane and his saliva is 5W-50

 

[jetblast10]

At a trackday Chuck Norris got a flat tire, he cut off a lock of hair and stuffed it in the hole and reinflated the tire with helium from his lungs. It shaved 3 seconds off his lap time.

 

[XFBO]

WTH am I missing with this Chuck Norris crap lately its all over the net.

 

[BockHawk]

Chuck Norris would roundhouse you in the face for saying that.

 

[MetallicCarrot]

WTH am I missing with this Chuck Norris crap lately its all over the net.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

oh man. Check out Chuck's Favorites.

 

[Guest]

Chuck Norris shaves a full second off his quarter mile using his amazing high-qi flatulence.

 

[ragdoll]

Chuck Norris was offered a helmet via mailorder from Arai. He told them his hair and beard were Snell and DOT rated. He then roundhouse kicked them in the tear-offs.

I just shot milk out my nose from reading that, and I'm drinking water.

 

[amchev]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

oh man. Check out Chuck's Favorites.

1/2 hour used up on the chuck norris site... thanks for the tangent! Some of that mess is hilarious! Chucktatorship.

 

[Guest]

Chuck Norris was concentrating on Rossi so much that his front tire got scared and chiped itself. No kick needed.

Chuk Norris round house kicked Van Dam into a Man!

 

[Motohead]

when chuck Norris drags a knee on the bike, the concrete wears protective sliders.

 

[Aquila-RC51]

Chuck Norris' fart is a Biological WMD... :gunsmilie:

 

[Guest]

If Chuck Norris does a burnout facing east he will make the Earth spin backwards.

 

[Bigdaa]

I made this one up:




When you step on a crack, you break yo mama's back.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack, he knocks up yo mama.

 

[919Rev]

Due to recent advances in gear manufacturing there is now an indestructible riding suit. It is woven from Chuck Norris' chest hair.

 

[Guest]

this is some funny sh!t.
i like these the best

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

and

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.