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Truly Canadian apology to the USA Courtesy of Rick Mercer from This Hour Has 22 Minutes CBC Television:

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you, doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your White House during the War of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! Nice!

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but we feel your pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler and three years against the Kaiser, but that was different.
Everyone knew they had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.

We've seen what you do to countries you get upset at.

Thank You.
 

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The Busy Admin. is going to catch wind of this and claim that Canada has WMD too.
 

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Not sure about WMD but Canada does have bowie knives and pointy sticks, making them a real threat to Iceland (where they just throw seal blubber at each other).
 

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Does this Mercer guy know we have nuetron bombs here in the great old US of A? That moron in the White House could just let a few slip and what the heck, a bunch of cannuks and beavers are El Zappo. Naw, can't do that, cause as I remember, Molson's is a pretty good brew and it takes Canadians to brew it. Never mind.:rolleyes:
 

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Naw, can't do that, cause as I remember, Molson's is a pretty good brew and it takes Canadians to brew it. Never mind.:rolleyes:
Plus, if you go see a concert at Molson Park in Ontario, they don't have a beer garden, they have a beer baseball field. And the taps at the bar are connected directly to the fricken' brewery that you can see off in the distance. I've never had a better glass (or eight) of 'Canadian' than the ones I had that day. Fantabulous! I think we'll have to keep them goofy eskimos even if they don't stop making fun of our crap government.


DOUBLE Plus, they brought us Pam Anderson.....:D



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You'd get lost in those. I was simply looking for a tax break or more earnings power with the U.S. $ but 'those' 'present' yet another option no pun intended.
 

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If i had a dollar for every time i had eighty cents, i would be Canadian.

Now that is one of the funiest things I have read in a long time! Honestly never heard that before.

Tru.. as swell of a guy as you might be... if I am gonna adopt me a Canadian, you wont be the first. You all have some special ladies up nort der hey!
 

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Gentlemen and I use that term loosely, the dollar is now at 87 cents and gaining. Because your deficit is headed up and why , well Canada and the rest of the world relying on the USA to fight their battles, and who pays yup Uncle Sam, we should give you guys free health care in return.
 

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Three cheers for Club Expose in Montreal! And, all the fine young thangs at Mt. Tremblant. Great memories of my youth.

Also, who else in this world would think up ice wine? Or, ice beer?
 

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Canada tried to send troops over to Iraq...

But after the first batallion of mounties and their horses drowned trying to cross the Atlantic, they called it off...

and Sporty, shut your Canadian pie hole, or I'll shut it for you... again...
 

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Alright, everyone settle down before this gets out of hand here... we all saw what can happen on SouthPark the movie.
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