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Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill
Clinton. One smart-a$$ student turned in the following book report, with the
proposition that they were nearly identical stories. His cool professor gave
him an A+ for this report:

Titanic: $29.99
Clinton: $29.99



Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read



Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.



Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a b/s artist.



Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.



Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.



Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.



Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.



Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.



Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.



Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing.
 
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