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A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices that the guy next to him has a black eye too. He says to him "Hey, this is a coincidence. We both have black eyes; mind if I ask you how you got yours?"

The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident.. See, I was at the ticket counter this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh, I aaccidentally said I'd like to pickets to tittsburgh. So she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, Please pour me a bowl of Frosties honey.

But I accidentally said, "You've ruined my life, you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch."
 

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Ya, I heard that before in a different guise, but it's always soo funny and true to life. It's one to tell the kids and grandkids.
 
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