[RC51_CBRXX]

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

 

[Bigdaa]

You have such a sweet smile. Is my dick already in your mouth?

 

[ragdoll]

I must have died and gone to heaven, you look like an angel...with awesome boobies.

 

[midwest]

I dont need any of those...



I just smile..............

 

[midwest]

I hope you have a big trunk........


Cuz I am gonna put my bike in it!

 

[bloaker]

get on your knees and smile like a doughnut

 

[dadogs]

My face leaves in five minutes, be on it!

 

[Guest]

get on your knees and smile like a doughnut

Hahahaha!!!

My favorite..

"wanna play army...You could lay down and I could blow the sh*t out of you"

 

[Motohead]

"This will be a lot easier if you don't struggle..."



Thats the one I used to get my current g/f.

 

[Motohead]

"Nice shoes.... Wanna F*ck?!?"

 

[Motohead]

"My friend over there wants to know if you think I am cute..."

 

[Motohead]

"Nice dress.... it would look great crumpled in a ball at the base of my bed..."

 

[Motohead]

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your pants"

 

[Guest]

Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

 

[Guest]

For the girls...."I may not be Wilma, but I can sure make your bedrock"

 

[MetallicCarrot]

"Can we get another round of boobs,err..... beers please?"

 

[Bigdaa]

Ever play 'Lion'?

You growl while I feed you the meat.

 

[MetallicCarrot]

Ever play 'Lion'?

You growl while I feed you the meat.

Nice! I'll file that one away for future use! heh.

 

[RC51_CBRXX]

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

 

[dadogs]

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.