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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to
the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare.
I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all
of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The
starting salary is $200,000 a year plus a generous pension
scheme"
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bull****tin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
 

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Of course they do. Since they have no military to speak of, it's easy to pay for welfare.
 

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Isn't socialism synonymous with Canadian welfare?
 

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Nice joke sporty... really!
 

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Land of make believe.......that's funny:001_smile::001_smile::001_smile:
 

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SportyChick said:
Gawd! Now I get "honey"??? WTF???

Adorable
Amazing
Angel
Angel Eyes
Angel Heart
Apple of My Eye
Babe
Baby
Baby Cakes
Baby Doll
Baby Face
Bambi
Beany
Beautiful
Big Daddy
Bitsy
Boo
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Bun buns
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Chunky Bunny
Cuddle Bunny
Cuddles
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Cutie Pie
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Dear
Dear Heart
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Hottie
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My All
My Dear
My King
My Love
Numnums
Peachy Pie
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Pookie
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Pretty Princess
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Puddin' Head
Pudding
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Sleeping Beauty
Smiles
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Sugar Lips
Sugar Mama
Sugar Puss
Sunny
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I call one of the managers here at work "Mootie Patootie"!

I like 'bun buns', 'pookie', and dearie which isn't on the list there. One of the UK Eng guys calls me dearie all the time.

Also, 'numnums' isn't a name to call someone, it means sex! At least that's how I use it............"Hey bun buns, want some numnums?"
 

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SportyChick said:
Hey bun buns, want some numnums?"

You know you shouldn't pose questions like that in here!:devil2:
 

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Actually, come to think of it, I'm going to use that line!
I like the sound of it, it has a nice ring to it!
 

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SportyChick said:
I call one of the managers here at work "Mootie Patootie"!

I like 'bun buns', 'pookie', and dearie which isn't on the list there. One of the UK Eng guys calls me dearie all the time.

Also, 'numnums' isn't a name to call someone, it means sex! At least that's how I use it............"Hey bun buns, want some numnums?"
Sporty you are a TRIP!!!

Actually i'm gonna get in trouble for this but i call gixxer1k "pookie Bear" he calls me "baby ducky poo". I know i know. Let the puking begin!
 

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I like poopoo brain and caca head too, they have a nice ring as well...........

I don't think I've ever used 'terms of endearment' on any guy that I've been with. I'll say "yes dear" but that is sarcasm.
 

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SportyChick said:
I like poopoo brain and caca head too, they have a nice ring as well...........

I don't think I've ever used 'terms of endearment' on any guy that I've been with. I'll say "yes dear" but that is sarcasm.
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I don't think I've ever used 'terms of endearment' on any guy that I've been with. I'll say "yes dear" but that is sarcasm.
She talks like she has actually been with one...never would have guessed any man could put up with that for more than a few days.
 
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