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Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them
up, he noticed Bill's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her
dress! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his
head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen
to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see
anything that you liked under there?"

Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed
he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of
this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She tells him that
since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and as John doesn't, he
should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.When Friday rolled
around, John showed up at Bill's house at and after paying
Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their
transaction, as agreed.

John then quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bill came home from work
at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did
John come by the house this afternoon?"

With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by a few
minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did
he give you $500?"

In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering
her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500".

Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
"Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
afternoon on his way home and pay me back."

Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
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