Im just getting into it so Im no help except to say DAMN! a cow pattie took ya out?
Im assuming your OK as I am picking myself up of the floor laughing!
Like I said Im just getting into these things but Ive noticed alot of guys run 140's out back. Which if that were what your bike calls for would explain the reverse chicken trip senario and the front wanting to tuck, but I havent even riddin mine yet and this is just an observation from snoopin around online so take it for what it is, useless jargon.
But you did eat shit over a lump of cow shit..... Wow, thats good shit, I mean stuff.
(did you say "oh shit!" right before you biffed?)
You can rag on me too, a patch of sand about 7 inches in diameter took me out on a ninja one time midcorner, it dont take much. Scuffed me and the bike up decent, but I like your story better. I might have shit myself if I was there. (one last poo pun)