Every other bike sucked
exhaust fumes today on the ride home. Nearby grass fire (yes again) had every road within 4 miles of my house gridlocked.
But no worries mate, me and my big ole doitall just said, pfffft whatever and headed for the roadside grasslands. SUV's and commercial trucks all thought they were smart and tried to block the right side, fools! I should've stopped, removed my helmet and laughed at the pricks who thought they could stop me.
Waiting in traffic I saw Harley's, sportbikes, maybe even a few nudists, but they were all at a standstill as I buzzed on by and waved. I think I'll go back out for a little while see who else I can piss off.
Today, on Hwy 301, for 4 miles, I and my BMW ruled the world.