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post #1 of 16 Old 03-27-2009, 05:31 AM Thread Starter
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wimmins and 919's version 2

Last nite is bike nite and even tho it is still chilly here a few of us decided to show up. I take the ZX14 and the wife's uncle Jeff take his 2008 SuperGlide. As usual the place is almost all sportbikes but the guyz are checking out the 14 and Jeff's HD. All is going well UNTILL-- yep you guessed it-- SHE SHOWS UP ON THE 919.
The WITCH steals the show because it is a WIMMINS on an olmost liter naked bike. Everybody goes to talk to her and congrat her on being the 1st wimmins to hit the 1st actual bike nite with bikes this year. She gets the comments of how good it looks, how hard was the Yosh slip ons to install, did it come with a centerstand and if anything had to be changed for the bar risers. She fails to mention to anyone that all she does is put gas in it and I do everything else.
After awhile of being the center of attention she walks over to me and says "guess the 14 ain't so FKN great".


I swear if I was not afraid of her I would kick her ASS........................

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post #2 of 16 Old 03-27-2009, 06:17 AM
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she would probably do you like a red-headed stepchild bub<---heavy on the anal, yep, i said it





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I think you are over thinking this whole thing! It's not the bike... I'll guess she's not terrible to look at and add a bike into the mix you have a formula for horny penis's flocking to the woman with a huge vibrator between her legs!

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I think you are over thinking this whole thing! It's not the bike... I'll guess she's not terrible to look at and add a bike into the mix you have a formula for horny penis's flocking to the woman with a huge vibrator between her legs!
Or, that 14's not so FKN grt............Just kidding, Bobby, thanks for the laugh to start my day.

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Or, that 14's not so FKN grt............Just kidding, Bobby, thanks for the laugh to start my day.

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I will get my revenge when summer comes and the young girls are riding in on the sportbikes and she gets less attention

Damn babe it must be hell to get old and try to compete with the young wimmins.

Yep that should get her rollin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guyz I aint's feelin the luv here. It is a lookin like ya all is sidin with her.

It must be a Honda thing........................

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Now that was funny!




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Guyz I aint's feelin the luv here.
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- and apparently not feeling it at home, either!

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- and apparently not feeling it at home, either!


bobby you should just be glad you have your woman. besides y do the work on her bike if you hate it. Make her do it or none at all.

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Zook she is a typical wimmins that knows how to work kitchen and cleaning tools but give her a screwdriver and she will cut herself with it.
I luv the hell out of her but ever since she got a job, new bike and almost new car she has gotten a case of the serious "TUDES".
I have not yet figured out how a 919 can outshine a 14 on bikenite but once again she had to be the center of attention.

Did I mention her last bit of disrespect was after we got home she brought 2 bath towels out to the garage so me and the 14 dry out tears together. Her Uncle Jeff thinks she is funny.

I think she has turned into a 44 year old brat.

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but give her a screwdriver and she will cut Bobby with it.
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Bobby, honey, it's going to be a long summer....
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I better give her one of the DULL screw drivers which would come from a little tots set............................

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i think it's just one of those powers that women have over men. really. lady+bike=awesome. and then guys will flock.
cross reference: some lady walking down the street takes her shirt off and walks buy a guy, said guy will look. even if she isn't really a centerfold. at all... it's just one of those powers women have over men.
you know, maybe you should trade with her for a bike night... then you could brag that your old lady rides a bike that's faster than 98&#37; of all the other weenies out there

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cross reference: some lady walking down the street takes her shirt off and walks buy a guy, said guy will look. even if she isn't really a centerfold. at all... it's just one of those powers women have over men

Now that is where I disagree. If that were to happen to me I would tell her that I am tru blu to Shell Rose, eyes don't stray and mind don't wonder then go strait home to the wife and tell her how much I luv her.

If you call me a liar then you will sound just like my damn wife........

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did you practice that speech in the mirror?





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did you practice that speech in the mirror?
No I did not but there is a story beghind that where she had one of her friends prove I was stretching the truth a little bit.

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