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post #1 of 13 Old 02-02-2010, 12:24 PM Thread Starter
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WIFE JUST NEVER UNDERSTANDS

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Shell wants her bike ready for riding but she had to wait in line till I got the 1100 and 1200 done. I tell her the Honda 919 is now on the lift and I am going thru it front to back making sure it is ready. I also told her I was sending the seat off to get it reshaped to make it more comfy. She asked what was gonna get done with the seat and I said they were widening the jockey section to fit her ass.


My boss asked why my eyes were a little puffy this morning and I told him it was allergies.

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post #2 of 13 Old 02-02-2010, 12:58 PM
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post #4 of 13 Old 02-02-2010, 01:19 PM
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Yea well I can't get mine to get her butt off the seat more or her head down a little further. I tell her repeatedly that no matter how light you are that you cannot cheat physics especially as your speed increases...


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[QUOTE=Lord Duckhunter;386255].......I can't get mine to get her butt off the seat more or her head down a little further......


Sometimes I have the same problem with my wife.

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post #6 of 13 Old 02-02-2010, 04:39 PM
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post #7 of 13 Old 02-02-2010, 04:43 PM Thread Starter
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I have really been rackin my brain on how to lower the back shy of buying a shorter shock. She fell over twice last year from being short from the butt down. Spencer says he can pull an inch out of the seat so we will see how that works out before I pop for a short shock.

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post #8 of 13 Old 02-02-2010, 05:23 PM
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The issue with any seat when it comes to overall height is the width of the seat more than the actual distance from the ground.

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Spencer does good work. Bet he can find at least an inch in there somewhere.

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post #10 of 13 Old 02-02-2010, 06:31 PM
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That's funny, most women like an extra inch or two.

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post #11 of 13 Old 02-02-2010, 08:23 PM
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^ saw that coming

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post #12 of 13 Old 02-03-2010, 01:11 AM
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That is a golden comment
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post #13 of 13 Old 02-03-2010, 05:34 AM Thread Starter
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That's funny, most women like an extra inch or two.

Shell would probably go for that too but can someone explain to me what "He said - she thought - it was" means? Shell keeps repeating it and I am lost.

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