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post #1 of 22 Old 12-21-2010, 08:09 AM Thread Starter
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She Is At It Again

Wife says since I get a week off for Christmas break and she does not that she wants the bike that she cannot ride (2007 Honda 919) to get polished wheel lips, braided brake lines, block-off plates with emissions removed and something else that I forgot done.
I told her I might want to do a few things to my bikes and she said do what I have to do as long as hers is done 1st.

I am thinking divorce

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post #2 of 22 Old 12-21-2010, 08:11 AM
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post #3 of 22 Old 12-21-2010, 08:58 AM
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Divorce seems extreme, just tell her to get to work....

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post #4 of 22 Old 12-21-2010, 09:17 AM
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If my missus was into bikes like yours apparently is, I would not be complaining.


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Wife says since I get a week off for Christmas break and she does not that she wants the bike that she cannot ride (2007 Honda 919) to get polished wheel lips, braided brake lines, block-off plates with emissions removed and something else that I forgot done.
I told her I might want to do a few things to my bikes and she said do what I have to do as long as hers is done 1st.

I am thinking divorce

Close the garage door, turn up the heat, crank the tunes, put on yer best santa boxers (and nothing else) and start polishing. Could be good....

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Close the garage door, turn up the heat, crank the tunes, put on yer best santa boxers (and nothing else) and start polishing. Could be good....
quite a disturbing image.....

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Close the garage door, turn up the heat, crank the tunes, put on yer best santa boxers (and nothing else) and start polishing. Could be good....


Damn that one even makes my eyes hurt....................but I will wear my fuzzy banana slippers!!!!

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post #9 of 22 Old 12-21-2010, 01:51 PM
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If you go through with the divorce, I think she'll have no trouble getting a date. You, on the other hand, well...maybe you better think about the meaning of "other hand".

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If my missus was into bikes like yours apparently is, I would not be complaining.

I thought the reason men go rideing was to get AWAY from there wives...

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Just withhold your sexual favors from her.

Yeah, that will work .........

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Better yet - tell her YOU want sexual favors from HER for every job you do to her bike.

Real dirty, kinky sexual favors too - the ones that you'd like to ask your wife to perform but as you have to live with her week after week, you are a bit apprehensive about asking incase she thinks you are a pervert.

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post #13 of 22 Old 12-22-2010, 05:32 AM Thread Starter
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Been with her for almost 30 years so if them sexual favors have not happened by now there is a big possibility they never gonna be happening.

I would probably have better luck with them favors from a couple of her friends......................

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I thought the reason men go riding was to get AWAY from there wives...




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post #15 of 22 Old 12-22-2010, 02:00 PM
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do the mods, then ride her, I mean it, like you stole it

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Real dirty, kinky sexual favors too - the ones that you'd like to ask your wife to perform but as you have to live with her week after week, you are a bit apprehensive about asking incase she thinks you are a pervert.[/QUOTE]

I like the way you think!

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post #17 of 22 Old 12-25-2010, 07:10 PM
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At least you are not holding her purse while she is in the dressing room. Polish the bike after your's is done.

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post #18 of 22 Old 01-02-2011, 08:48 AM
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At least you are not holding her purse while she is in the dressing room. Polish the bike after your's is done.
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Put your foot down, tell her you will do as you DAMN well please, and IF you find time to get to her bike over yours and not intrusive into your riding, then MAYBE, MAYBE you MIGHT get to one or two items on her list, but only IF she performs for you in any manner you wish.

Now if she is the bread winner, do what the hell she tells you, or go jack off and starve.

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I k ow of this great song entitled "It's Cheaper to Keep Her". I forget who sings it. But it is a great song. If you have to polish then go ahead and polish. By the way it's been two weka since Christmas. What did you do?

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post #21 of 22 Old 01-04-2011, 02:20 PM Thread Starter
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I got absolutely nothing done. I cannot work on anything in the gayrage unless 3 bikes go outside and all we had was rain, freezing rain, snow and the couple dayz that it could have been possible she thought we should go out as a couple.

I wonder if that means her boyfriend dumped her..........

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I got absolutely nothing done. I cannot work on anything in the gayrage unless 3 bikes go outside and all we had was rain, freezing rain, snow and the couple dayz that it could have been possible she thought we should go out as a couple.

I wonder if that means her boyfriend dumped her..........
Reminds me of a conversation with my wife last night. We have been watching 'The Office' from episode 1 through the end of last season. We are almost finished and she looks at me and says..."What are we going to do when we run out of shows to watch at night?" I looked her dead in the eye and said..."I guess we are going to have to talk to each other." She laughed at me and said "Nope, just need to find another good series to start."

I love her!

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