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post #1 of 3 Old 12-08-2006, 01:32 PM Thread Starter
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Smile Had to Share

Although not a "naked" story... still thought it was worth sharing.

men are rarely published in Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice
on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating
on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller
hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently
although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends
from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out
for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the street.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I
think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last
night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle
next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good
view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I
noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a
little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to
the dealer?

Notice that it's not a Honda... we don't have that type of trouble!

Temecula, CA (So Cal)

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember when someone annoys you, that it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown ...
But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother- upside the head...

Pass it on.
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post #2 of 3 Old 12-08-2006, 01:50 PM
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heard it before but forgot it,thank for reminding me very funny

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post #3 of 3 Old 12-08-2006, 02:03 PM
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Last time I read this, it was a Beemer, but I suspected it should have been a Harley because I don't think Beemers have that problem very often, either. It's still funny, no matter what bike.

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