Although not a "naked" story... still thought it was worth sharing.
men are rarely published in Dear Abby
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice
on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating
on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller
hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently
although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends
from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out
for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the street.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I
think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last
night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle
next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good
view of the whole street when she came home.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I
noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to
Notice that it's not a Honda... we don't have that type of trouble!