12 Days!!! You Better Hurry!!!
Ok, everyone. I start a new job this Monday, the 12th of October.
Here's the deal; if everyone gets their votes in no later than 12 days after this Monday, (that'd be the 23rd of October) I can win the Nobel Peace Prize for all the substantial work I've done in those first 12 days of my job.
It's real easy, here's how it goes; head to your local polling place, city hall, red cross, hell even contact your local Senator, whatever, tell them that you would like me to receive the Nobel Peace Prize for my outstanding achievement of bettering the world in 12 days and that's that! Afterwards, we'll all celebrate down in Lexington and have a grand old time!
I know I can count on you all!
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.