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post #1 of 5 Old 02-19-2008, 11:31 AM Thread Starter
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I'll buy your truck

for $200 or less.

It must be a horrific truck...
A complete piece of garbage that looks like it lost a fight with a crowbar armed gorilla.

I love rust.
I love dents.
I love those multicolored paint jobs that began with primer out of a spray can from Lowes.
No air? Who cares?

But it must run. And it must require nothing mechanical/electrical/philosophical/inspirational to keep running. No leaks.
4wd is preferred.

Tired of your wife denying you sex because you wont get rid of that POS?
I can help.

Home owners association sent you 9 letters to get that damned thing out of your yard?
I can help.

I am all about solving those "old truck ruining your life" problems.

This truck will spend the rest of it's natural life on a small farm, where it can roam free exploring the mud and grass. Pulling posts and trees out of the ground. It'll carry stuff from here to there and play about just everywhere. It'll have a good life until the day it dies and is carted off to the scrapyard.

Help me, help you, unload that old truck that's destroying your inner child. You can live free once again and go out for a nice dinner on my dime.

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post #2 of 5 Old 02-19-2008, 11:45 AM
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hahahah, nice.

+ $5

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post #3 of 5 Old 02-19-2008, 11:49 AM
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yeah hell around here a truck that is mechanically sound but not pretty is still worth at least $800

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post #5 of 5 Old 02-20-2008, 06:52 AM
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I've got the perfect truck that your looking for, but sorry... It's not for sale

1987 Ford Ranger ext. cab 4x4 When I got it I didn't know if it'd be worth having around, but all my ice fishing stuff stays in it in the winter and in the fall it takes me back and forth hunting.

If it ever falls through the ice, I just hope it's in a deep enough spot to cover it up and I'll walk away and not say a thing.

Anything running with 4x4 drive is worth at least a grand around here.

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