I'll buy your truck
for $200 or less.
It must be a horrific truck...
A complete piece of garbage that looks like it lost a fight with a crowbar armed gorilla.
I love rust.
I love dents.
I love those multicolored paint jobs that began with primer out of a spray can from Lowes.
No air? Who cares?
But it must run. And it must require nothing mechanical/electrical/philosophical/inspirational to keep running. No leaks.
4wd is preferred.
Tired of your wife denying you sex because you wont get rid of that POS?
I can help.
Home owners association sent you 9 letters to get that damned thing out of your yard?
I can help.
I am all about solving those "old truck ruining your life" problems.
This truck will spend the rest of it's natural life on a small farm, where it can roam free exploring the mud and grass. Pulling posts and trees out of the ground. It'll carry stuff from here to there and play about just everywhere. It'll have a good life until the day it dies and is carted off to the scrapyard.
Help me, help you, unload that old truck that's destroying your inner child. You can live free once again and go out for a nice dinner on my dime.