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post #521 of 540 Old 03-31-2014, 10:42 AM
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post #522 of 540 Old 03-31-2014, 10:28 PM
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$20000 car sits outside unprotected so you can store your friends $3199 Honda Grom in your garage.

Another true story.

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You hurt yourself while riding, but refuse to go to work only because it's not worth caging.

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When your friends and family ask, 'Hows the motorcycle?' before they ask 'What's new with you?' or 'How's it going?'

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$20000 car sits outside unprotected so you can store your friends $3199 Honda Grom in your garage.

Another true story.
Both my F250 and my Nissan pickup sit outside in the driveway because the motorcycles live in the garage


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post #527 of 540 Old 04-22-2014, 07:12 PM
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Your car has been sitting on jack stands in your yard for two months with a bad gasket because your rain gear works just fine.

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post #528 of 540 Old 05-29-2014, 12:46 PM
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Your girlfriend asks if you would hypothetically give up riding for her, and I hypothetically tell her that I would have to sit on that for a while. Needless to say I didn't get laid last night.

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Your girlfriend asks if you would hypothetically give up riding for her, and I hypothetically tell her that I would have to sit on that for a while. Needless to say I didn't get laid last night.
I've straight out told my girlfriend of 5 years that I just bought a house with that if it came down to that it would be the bike 100% of the time... she makes me crazy, the bike makes me sane...

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post #530 of 540 Old 05-29-2014, 04:24 PM
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I told her badically the same thing. Its my release for the crazy shit around me. Shoulda seen her face haha.

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post #531 of 540 Old 05-29-2014, 07:52 PM
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When your co-workers ask you "Hey, why didn't ride to work today? Not cold enough for you?"

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post #532 of 540 Old 10-14-2014, 04:46 PM
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Haha I had two days that I was fixing my bike and both days I had people ask hey where's your bike lol

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post #533 of 540 Old 08-06-2015, 06:54 AM
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Holy crap! I can't go ANYWHERE without my tank bag - even when I'm not riding.

Yep, I'm obsessed.
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post #534 of 540 Old 08-06-2015, 07:14 AM
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Holy crap! I can't go ANYWHERE without my tank bag - even when I'm not riding.

Yep, I'm obsessed.
So your tank bag doubles as your lunch bag when you take the slush box?



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post #535 of 540 Old 08-06-2015, 08:07 AM
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So your tank bag doubles as your lunch bag when you take the slush box?
It's way worse - I'm worse than an old woman with a big purse.
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post #536 of 540 Old 08-06-2015, 08:23 AM
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It's way worse - I'm worse than an old woman with a big purse.
Hey, you're not alone... I haul my tank bag everywhere too... Whether I'm on the bike or not. LMAO!

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post #537 of 540 Old 08-06-2015, 06:53 PM
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me too I stick it to my tool box at work for a lunch box(the tank bag)


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post #538 of 540 Old 08-08-2015, 06:22 AM
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It's way worse - I'm worse than an old woman with a big purse.
So it's your man-purse...

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Your out on a date and don't think anything about looking at other women.
You ride a different motorcycle and feel guilty when you get back on your bike.
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post #540 of 540 Old 01-29-2019, 03:50 PM
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65) You go to a motorcycle show, see a particular bike, get teary eyed and tell your friend, "I'm sure I owned this bike once", it's confirmed as soon as you see the number plate, but your friend says "oh yeah,, sure you owned it, sure" then laughs. It hits you - that was 40 years ago but later, you present a photo of it and the number plate is visible. Your friend now believes you, but looks at you strangely. You grin slyly at him...!!!

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