I Love Parallel Twins
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Golly Whomper, Southeastern Seaboard
Rep Power: 1
I was out and about burning thru the country side when I finally rode into Smoaks, SC. I had to stop at a red light, the only one thru town when low and behold, a flashy red Ducati GT1000S rolled up next, you know the one I'm talking about, the one with the fairing and all, man, those spokes were catching the sun just right! Well, he looked over at me and my Bonnie and said, "let's race!" I reved my motor to let him know I was game. The light turned green and I having already spun the motor up to 'bout 12 grand when I just dumped the clutch. The rear tire broke loose but we were quickly moving off the line. I never saw that Ducati again as it would seem that his front tire caught fire right then and there from the fire shooting out my chromed pea shooters and he just threw his hands up and started crying, at least thats what the state trooper told me, at least thats what he said while he was giving my bike a big thumbs up! I thought I heard him tell me that he wanted to just touch such a bad azz bike but woke up from that dream before he could.
Now let me tell ya about the size of that blue channel catfish I hung down there on the Edisto River outside of Canady's. Now man o man that was something! I tell ya what!
Harleyville, South Carolina