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man, we rebuilt the motor in a 919 in 45 mins.... could have done it in 30 but had trouble with the 3rd sparkplug....



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man, we rebuilt the motor in a 919 in 45 mins.... could have done it in 30 but had trouble with the 3rd sparkplug....
Even if you weren't fishing, I'd still not be impressed.

Watch a top fueler crew in the pits sometime. That, my friend, is impressive.

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Even if you weren't fishing, I'd still not be impressed.

Watch a top fueler crew in the pits sometime. That, my friend, is impressive.
i have been in the pits there at the cajun nationals... those dudes are beyond awesome.... each man knows his job and does it with swiss watch precision....

the way they tear down and rebuild those motors is incredible....


but also they have the right tools....

we just had 2 crescent wrenches and a hack saw.....



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yeah.... but consider the source....

wonder if this works??





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I laughed my ass off with this one.

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I laughed my ass off with this one.
thanks... to be fair we did have a pair of pliers... you know the ones where you just squeeze them and they automatically go to the correct size... and one of the crescent wrenches was the one you see on late night t.v. where you push the button and it closes automatically....

those things are nice......



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thanks... to be fair we did have a pair of pliers... you know the ones where you just squeeze them and they automatically go to the correct size... and one of the crescent wrenches was the one you see on late night t.v. where you push the button and it closes automatically....

those things are nice......
I bet with those you could do A GL tire in about 2 1/2 minutes.

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I bet with those you could do A GL tire in about 2 1/2 minutes.
no.... they scratch up the rims.... ya gotta use vice grips....



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I don't believe you. I think you are full of old used Harley parts!!! Even though Chuck just turned 70, he would still kick your ass. And, I have pictures showing that you had 3 crescent wrenches, a screw driver, that hack saw, a vise grip, and a prostitute (don't know why???). So there, take that!!! Now, I have won!!!!

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I don't believe you. I think you are full of old used Harley parts!!! Even though Chuck just turned 70, he would still kick your ass. And, I have pictures showing that you had 3 crescent wrenches, a screw driver, that hack saw, a vise grip, and a prostitute (don't know why???). So there, take that!!! Now, I have won!!!!

PS--- Who is your hero now..........
if you can't figure out why i had a prostitute present then you need a new job.... .........

and the screwdriver was a #1 phillips...and they are good for nothing but chipping ice...

and i would push chuck down and he would break his hip....



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if you can't figure out why i had a prostitute present then you need a new job.... .........

and the screwdriver was a #1 phillips...and they are good for nothing but chipping ice...

and i would push chuck down and he would break his hip....
I was confused regarding the prostitute because you are gay. Oh, was I supposed to let everyone know that???


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I was confused regarding the prostitute because you are gay. Oh, was I supposed to let everyone know that???

that was supposed to be our secret honey....



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and the screwdriver was a #1 phillips...and they are good for nothing but chipping ice...
On a motorcycle a #1 phillips is, in fact, worthless!
Now if we were talking Guitars, then it's the most used screwdriver of all time!

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On a motorcycle a #1 phillips is, in fact, worthless!
Now if we were talking Guitars, then it's the most used screwdriver of all time!
The best screwdriver has Sunny Delight instead of orange juice.

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The best screwdriver has Sunny Delight instead of orange juice.
Never had it in a screwdriver, but when Sunny D first came out my Mom brought some home from the market. We all had a little sip and that was it. Nobody ever went back for more. It must have sat in the fridge, 3/4 full for three or four months....and it never went bad!

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I was confused regarding the prostitute because you are gay. Oh, was I supposed to let everyone know that???

I just figured it was a male prostitute you saw...

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I just figured it was a male prostitute you saw...
Wish I had thought of that.... Can I change my answer this late???

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Never had it in a screwdriver, but when Sunny D first came out my Mom brought some home from the market. We all had a little sip and that was it. Nobody ever went back for more. It must have sat in the fridge, 3/4 full for three or four months....and it never went bad!
I don't think I ever drank it without vodka, but my memory of those years is a bit foggy!!!

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i am more partial to cranberry juice and vodka..... mmmm thats the stuff...



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i am more partial to cranberry juice and vodka..... mmmm thats the stuff...
Given your age and bladder problems, that makes complete sense....

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It can, pacojerke and a couple other trolls just like to prove what idiots they are. They bailed and have their "own" forum - forum for jerkes. They still don't know I'm there!

If you think they are all jerks why would you even want to go there? You are just a loser that likes to cause problems. Maybe that is why you have been banned from almost ever forum out there. (including this one)

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It can, pacojerke and a couple other trolls just like to prove what idiots they are. They bailed and have their "own" forum - forum for jerkes. They still don't know I'm there!

If you think they are all jerks why would you even want to go there? You are just a loser that likes to cause problems. Maybe that is why you have been banned from almost ever forum out there. (including this one)
If he really is there, which I kind of doubt, I would love to see some proof.

Just for giggles, I'll put up $100 to the charity of his choice if he can prove it!!!

Put up or shut up!!!

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I had a chicken chimichanga for dinner, crispy and tasty, mmm!

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I had a chicken chimichanga for dinner, crispy and tasty, mmm!
You ate a "Chicken's Chimchonga"?....Dude, thats just not right!

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Wrong sandbox.

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