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post #1 of 46 Old 11-02-2010, 06:40 AM Thread Starter
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的 said I never had much use for one.
Never said I didn't know how to use it."
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post #2 of 46 Old 11-02-2010, 07:07 AM
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Did you knock the Mrs up again?

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Are you asking for a thread abortion? Conception was at 8:40 am and now it's 10:00 am. Since it is over an hour old, it must be considered a real thread, not a thread embryo, and an abortion would be deemed immoral.

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We could put it up for adoption and hope somebody takes good care of it. Is it redheaded?

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Are you asking for a thread abortion? Conception was at 8:40 am and now it's 10:00 am. Since it is over an hour old, it must be considered a real thread, not a thread embryo, and an abortion would be deemed immoral.
Not if you are demodouche, which I am certainly allergic to. I was trying to share a deal, but it seems I opened up the email a day fucking late and the deal was gone by by and another one, not so appropriate took it's place.

Now, please continue the bashing........or, did I spoil it?

的 said I never had much use for one.
Never said I didn't know how to use it."
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so did you learn your lesson? time for a vasectomy....

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so did you learn your lesson? time for a vasectomy....
I got offered a 2 for 1 deal on one of those. Is that a good deal?

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I got offered a 2 for 1 deal on one of those. Is that a good deal?
Well, I've got a buddy who had to have it done twice. Didn't work the first time. At least he didn't pump out some more kiddos before they tested him.

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I got offered a 2 for 1 deal on one of those. Is that a good deal?
If you cant seem to pull out then hell yes its a bargain. I cant pass on good deals, wheres it at?

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We have 3 kids under 4 years old. Think I'll go see the doc about this in a couple weeks. Heck, we've met our deductible this year and I hear it's cheap anyway. Gotta be cheaper than the pill (which didn't work for number three).

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54 years old and still firing live ammo. Just that the wife doesn't go to the "range" with me very often

的 said I never had much use for one.
Never said I didn't know how to use it."
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Oh, Bigdaa- don't nuke this thread! you write with such passion, and such, um. what were you talking about?

I just thought that it would make you happy and not feel like your time was wasted if I, the Mighty Rotarrd blew in and graced your meaningless thread with my presence!


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This thread is graced...........

的 said I never had much use for one.
Never said I didn't know how to use it."
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HondaJim... is that YOUR bunny balancing a pancake on his head?

Does he sit there motionless until you give the command, where upon hearing it he flicks his head and devours the pancake in one gulp?


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Hypnotic pancake.

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Pancake bunny waits....


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Not mine. I have a golden retreiver. She would have eaten the pancakes and the bunny by now. Matter of fact, her first kill was a baby rabbit.

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You set yourself up for a PETA meat Beata

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I just got done torturing my my chicken.

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I just got done torturing my my chicken.

Be careful it does cause blindness.................I only did it until I needed glasses and than I stopped.


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Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
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Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
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Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?
Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!
Tim: I'm warning you!
Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?
Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!
King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

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This calls for a Holy Hand-Grenade, doesn't it?


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