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post #1 of 19 Old 04-30-2010, 02:59 PM Thread Starter
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post #2 of 19 Old 04-30-2010, 03:44 PM
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Your score indicates that you are an idiot whose driving license should be taken away and replaced with a tricycle.



And this was just for being stupid enough to actually waste my time taking this test.

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YEA BIGDAA I Gotta GUN!
It's not that I am punishing YOU, I am just taking YOUR money and giving it to LAZY Asses who refuse to get off the TIT of the Government...Obama to Joe the Plumber
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post #3 of 19 Old 04-30-2010, 04:17 PM
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funny, didn't make it to the end though....

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post #4 of 19 Old 04-30-2010, 04:33 PM
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Too long. I didn't finish it. Squids don't have that type of attention span.....wait... what?

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post #5 of 19 Old 04-30-2010, 05:43 PM
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Mine said...
An imbecile of epic proportion and a danger to everyone and everything nearby.

Damn test said I left 95/115 questions unanswered!!!! I answered them all!!! WTF!!!
Just for that I'm gonna go do a burnout...and a wheelie in a bikini.

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post #6 of 19 Old 04-30-2010, 05:53 PM
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I loved #88, been there and done that but, no blood spilled!

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post #7 of 19 Old 04-30-2010, 06:30 PM
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Mine said...

Just for that I'm gonna go do a burnout...and a wheelie in a bikini.
Get it on Video and post it!

I Can and will ride anything!
Bikes I own:
New addition 1978 CB750Four
2006 919
1994 home built springer
1984 KLR 600
1953 Servi-car (I gotta get this put back together)
1942 WLA (Gotta finish this one as well)
1985 Honda 200M ATC
1985 Honda ATC 70
1997 Yamaha Big Bear 350 4X4 ATV
Early 1984 Ironhead Sporty (Wife has laid claim to this bike)
1986 Sporty that I am putting a ironhead engine into
YEA BIGDAA I Gotta GUN!
It's not that I am punishing YOU, I am just taking YOUR money and giving it to LAZY Asses who refuse to get off the TIT of the Government...Obama to Joe the Plumber
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post #8 of 19 Old 04-30-2010, 07:44 PM
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way too long to finish....

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post #9 of 19 Old 04-30-2010, 08:10 PM
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That was just retarded. To many of them I could not answer honestly although The I'm a Dumb ass answer fir a lot of the riders I see out and about day by day.

Common sense. So rare it's a god damn super power.
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post #10 of 19 Old 04-30-2010, 08:12 PM
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Oh by the way survey says a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass
I got an 80.

Common sense. So rare it's a god damn super power.
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Sz I'm a wise and a textbook narcisist (me and Tony Stark) but I knew that already.

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So far, 15718 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 17 (from 0 to 100), and 93 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are an imbecile of epic proportion and a danger to everyone and everything nearby.

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post #13 of 19 Old 05-02-2010, 12:21 AM
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Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good. Your test answers seem a bit skewed however. Are you sure you properly answered ALL the questions on the form?

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I got a 70.

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post #15 of 19 Old 05-06-2010, 09:51 AM
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Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass.



nice..... stupid fucking test tho....



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post #16 of 19 Old 05-06-2010, 02:03 PM
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So far, 16176 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was 7 (from 0 to 100), and 2 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. Your score indicates that you are an absolute moron and a danger to society who should be thrown in jail until their last breath. Your test answers seem a bit skewed however. Are you sure you properly answered ALL the questions on the form?

i answered all the questions

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post #17 of 19 Old 05-06-2010, 02:13 PM
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Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass.



nice..... stupid fucking test tho....
Yea, it probably could have gone without the "a bit" part.

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So far, 15724 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your score indicates that you've topped them all. You simply f****d up.

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post #19 of 19 Old 05-08-2010, 07:22 AM
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So far, 16227 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated. Of those responses, the average grade is 53. Your grade was *84* (from 0 to 100), and 0 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered. The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society. **Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass.**

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