I'm not really old, I just have the walking farts. Welcome aboard
That's pretty funny. My son Scotty came in to the war room while I worked on the puter this morning to talk to me about the Air Show we saw yesterday. He kept making these little popcorn farts and everytime he did, I asked "Was that you farting?" He'd say yes and everytime he farted I asked again. Got to where we were both laughing so hard, neither could talk. I guess he had the standing farts!
的 said I never had much use for one.
Never said I didn't know how to use it."
Grandad often reminded his male descendants, "You are only as old as the woman you feel." He smoked unfilitered cigarettes, cussed, drank straight whiskey and played golf every day. He lived a long life. Here is the punchline: I want to die in my sleep like my grandad, not kicking and screaming like his pillion passenger.