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Did u miss me???

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#1 ·
Well, hello my pretties... did u miss me?

I'm here and ready to harrass the crap out of ya'll!!! :D :D

Hopefully, I won't get into to much trouble with Jet Blast :p :eek:
 
#3 ·
Koma?

I, I got a nasty bump on my head. Wow...........how long was I asleep? You guys should have checked out my dream! A twister came and took the farm house and twisted the sheaaat out of it and horses and cows were flying around and this bitch on a BMW cruised by the window and tried to snatch Toto but I took her out with a 45 Automatic......ya know a couple of shots to her pimply beak and she was dirt napping. And then I was dropping some LSD with Dianne Feinstein when the bitch said she would live to put a stake through the heart of MotoRush and I laughed outloud right before she turned into Satan himself, only I new it was a dream, ya know, but I couldn't wake up so I got on my ZX10r and started to ride like the wind when I looked down and noticed my mighty 10 turned into a riding lawnmower with one of two cylinders misfiring. Jeeeeeezzze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pleeze don't be true I said over and over and louder and louder. It was then that I felt a slap on my face, not once but twice. "Dave, wake up. Wake up!!!" Then slap....slap.....slap a succession of slaps administered by the two black guys, the nuns, the Doctor, the Captain, the Co-Pilot..............shiit! forget that last part. I finally awoke to the faces of my wife and two boys.
"Dad, were you having that dream again?"asked Brian.
"Yes, the one about MotoRush"
"Dad, you know it's true. MotoRush is gone. But that doesn't mean you have
to let it slam you in the ass every time you take a napp"
"Where the hell did you learn to talk like that, Son?"
"Hell Dad.....That's not important right now. The important thing is that you live on with the joy of knowing MotoRush in your heart and get your butt out front so me and Scotty can ride the CRF50!"
"Wow, Brian! How did you get to be such a smart little fella?"
"I don't know Dad. But one thing I do know is that if you see a photo of Sporty's naked tits on Wristtwisters, I wanna see them, too!"
"That's a deal, Son!"
 
#7 ·
Bigdaa!.....

I know there's no place like home, but this place ain't so bad....just gotta put up some drapes, steam clean the carpets and sling some fecal matter on the walls........now pass the dutchie you nut-case......

RC90
Now lemme get this straight.....you are gonna be harrassing us??? You got some pretty miffed Motorush people here....or am I the only one? You could at least give us the scoop as to what happened before you let Motorush senesce into cyber-space......Was it all the porn....was it? was it? was it? Hey you still got that "Got Milk?" link? That was a woody, er, ahem, goody........

It's good to have you two clowns back......Plus ca change, plus ce le meme chose......or something to that affect......
 
#8 ·
GDJAM said:
RC90
Now lemme get this straight.....you are gonna be harrassing us??? You got some pretty miffed Motorush people here....or am I the only one? You could at least give us the scoop as to what happened before you let Motorush senesce into cyber-space......Was it all the porn....was it? was it? was it? Hey you still got that "Got Milk?" link? That was a woody, er, ahem, goody........
GDJAM, good to be amongst freinds again, that's for sure. I will be glad to tell you what I know about the demise, but I don't believe that it is appropiate to do it here and disrespect Jet Blast with it. Let's just say that that will be always in my heart and I will never forget it but we have got to move on and look for a new sandbox as not talking to all you nuts was killing me. Now, you must got me confuse with somebody else cuz I don't recall ever posting anything over a PG rated.

Snif, Snif... does crying makes me ghei? :eek: :D

Oh and Bigdaa... nice to see ya. I wish I had you're e-mail cuz I sure would have told you about this site if I did. Johnny B, I can see you haven't lost your touch ;)

dadogs, Nah, I only wish I could do that on my own... got a hold of a nice LOGO proggie and i thought I would make my own avatar for a change :D

Jet Blast, thanks for letting me become a part of your sand box... hopefully, I can add something positive to the site (aside from the little R rated humor here and there.)
 
#10 ·
C'mon RC give us the story. Many of us had to resort to ugly forms of theropy to cope with the Mrush loss. Not all of us used animals though:D

Just gotta give props to Kevin though for digging our sorry asses outta the trash heap.
 
#12 ·
Bigdaa said:
"I don't know Dad. But one thing I do know is that if you see a photo of Sporty's naked tits on Wristtwisters, I wanna see them, too!"
"That's a deal, Son!"
It was all good till this part and then it all went down the pooper!
But I definitely did miss these meanless rants from you Bigdaa! Almost makes me feel like posting a "naked tit" shot for all of you guys............................yeah right!! Suffer you asshats!

And RC90! I'm so happy that you made your way over here too, I so missed all you guys. Now we truly are one great big huge dysfunctional family with our retard kid Moto! I vote that RC90 has to empty Moto's drool cup cause I sure as hell ain't, you guys can all piss off!
 
#16 ·
Bigdaa.... Missed you man!

Hopefully the boys are riding well!

No Sporty tittie shots yet.. and rumor has it this site is PG rated... well... at least right now it is! So Sporty... email those pics to me if you can... I wont forward them to anyone... I SWEAR!
 
#17 ·
Nice to see you as well Midwest... you Bastid! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:D
 
#19 ·
I vote that RC90 has to empty Moto's drool cup cause I sure as hell ain't, you guys can all piss off!
I knew my coming here wasn't going to be easy. Sporty, you slept in that bed... now, you got to clean your mess :cool:
 
#22 ·
i don't know what happened and i don't care too much, haven't bugged gabriel at all...

but i will say this, i would love to have the archives of forumcatid=93, the nakedbikes.net forum...

if i could get a sql dump of any part or all of that forum, it would be worth it...don't even care if i have the userids (would prefer to have them obviously)

i'd also like to rip a mirror if it were possible ...heck i'd do the whole site and try to snag some of the rc51 archives as well...just to have the stuff as a searchable resource and archive it on an old server somewhere...

why would i do this? cause it's such a pain using google-cache or the wayback machine tryin to find that cool naked info, and no, i'm not talkin about the alleged pic of sporty's sporties :D
 
#23 ·
RC90... I wanted to say I missed you too but I couldnt bring myself to type it. Deep down I hold a lot of contempt in my heart for whatever you did to Mototrush...

I will forever... Until I die!





Or at least until I hear what happened to it. Then I will probably get over it!






AND Sporty... I got nothing! An email? You teasing me?
 
#26 ·
RC90... I wanted to say I missed you too but I couldnt bring myself to type it. Deep down I hold a lot of contempt in my heart for whatever you did to Mototrush... I will forever... Until I die!
Time to fess up, Porn-boy 90

What happened to Motorush.....did you just mis-place it?

What tha dillyo?

Whatever I did to MR? Nah mang, I think you have your cables crossed or you have been smoking too much ganja :D

Fine... :mad: I, for one, am glad that a few of you are as pissed off as I am about this but I am sorry that it has taken this long for an explanation. I just know that I have mourned this enough and it is time to move on! I don't have access to the box or the member's e-mails. This is going to be long winded and you know me and my English grammar and vocabulary so don't you go crying home to Mommy after this. I am going to try as hard as possible to explain this in my own little words.

Truth be told, I had very little to do with the allege demise of MR, at least, that I know off. Many of you may think that just because I was an ADMIN over at MR, I had my hand on all the buttons when in reality I had no pull whatsoever; No more than say all the Moderators did. Yes, I was an admin cuz I know Gabriel from a long time and because he asked me to help him out back in the days when the CBR929 & the RC51 were just hot rumors and because I live in the same city that he does :D but it was his baby and I can't take that away from him.

Yes, I was able to whisper on his ear (so to speak) as to what direction we should go or what forums we should open because I was more accessible to you guys than he was and all the complaint e-mails would come to me (although, all the prop e-mails would go to him. That was JUST WRONG! LOL).

Now, don't you go all jump on the Hate-o-rade wagon and try to lynch Gabriel because I don't particularly believe that he's at all happy that MR is down. Due to some unforeseen situation MR is where it is and I can only imagine the pain Gabriel is feeling because of it.

This is what I know so far...

Gabriel has had the fortune to have landed a nice cushy job for him but he's has to go out of town more days than what he spends in town so, due to this fact, he wasn't available most of the crucial times or when we needed him the most. As far as I have been told by him, the Cable Company he was using was bought by Comcast (he was out of town when this happened) and it just so happened that this took place right after the last hurricane so we were all under the impression that the power was down in his neck of the wood.

When I was able to get a hold of him, he said that Comcast had no recollection of him (MR) ever having an account with the previous Cable Co. and he was trying to get that taken care off but he had to go out of town yet again. Next time I got a hold of him (2 or 3 weeks had past), he said that Comcast wanted nothing to do with him or wasn't ready to give him the same account he had with that other Co. (My speculation is that Comcast wanted Gabriel to buy a bigger package or something similar to that and he wasn't ready to take it... again, this is just my speculation!!!).

Nobody was more down than I was because of what was happening as I have come to see MR as a Dad looks upon his kid and I felt lost w/o it (Yes, I am man enough to say and accept this and so be it!) and also because I saw it as my own private sand box with a whole bunch of close friends and everybody knows that is a tough feeling to loose.

I asked Gabriel if I could do something to help, and even told him that I thought bringing the Box to my office would be a good idea since I would be able to flick the reset button on the box whenever it went down on account of Motohead vomiting all over it but he said that he didn't think I had enough bandwidth for me to be able to hold us over (to which I nagged like a scorned woman) and he said that it could be possible if I had an Static IP. I called my ISP and they said I could have it in a jiffy and that all I need it was to say when. Again, it took me a few days (possible a week or so) to get a hold of Gabriel to give him the good news. He said fine but your 258kbps upload speed will be to slow for the box, even though I have a 3Mb download speed (that blew right over me but I pretended I understood what he was saying cuz I wanted to have MR up at any cost). We're talking almost Xmas Holidays here.

Again I got a hold of him (around the beginning of January) and he said that he was in the brink of finding a better house for the box with another of his friends in the business and faster speeds but he wasn't going to be ready for a week or two.

By this time, a few of the old MR members that I still keep in contact had told me about Kevin's site and I came to lurk a bit and got hooked almost immediately when I saw the majority of you guys here but I didn't know what to do (WOW, what a freaking Mexican Soap Box this is... Damn!!!). I knew that Kevin had a few words with Gabriel and didn't know how he was going to react to see me here even though whatever transpired between him and Gabe had nothing to do with me but, the more I came to lurk the more I wanted to reply to some of your dumb posts, jokes, comments and replies so I told myself that if MR wasn't up towards the end of the month I was going to Join in and hoped that Kevin wouldn't kick me out on my first post.

Again, I apologize to Kevin for bringing this up here but I am sure he figured that some of you guys deserve an explanation just as much as I thought you did and even though I only know bits and pieces of the whole ball of wax, this is all I can offer you. If it was up to me, I would love to have both sites open cuz to me, it only represents more places to have fun.

I could go on for a few more hours writing this but I am only going to make myself and you nauseas (sp?) and probably loose my train of thoughts but believe me when I tell you that I have tried my best to surmise this as much as possible so I have maybe left a whole bunch of other things I wanted to say out.

Check with you guys tomorrow and I hope that the contempt a few guys have towards me be forgiven, because, even though I had nothing or little to do with it, it does hurt me to think that some of you guys are mad or upset at me because of it.

Daytona is around the corner; please don't let me be the only one listen to Moto & Bob Frazer talk about politics!!! The first round's on me!

Edit: NO, I didn't even bother to check for spelling or grammar so if you don't understand something, you can either ask me later or... sue me :p

P.S.: Kevin, we have to talk about this You have included 11 images in your message. You are limited to using 4 images so please go back and correct the problem and then continue again. this is killing my mojo ... LOL
 
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