Brain stolen again?
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Goleta, California
Rep Power: 1
hey, avocado festival is coming to carpenteria next weekend
everything made from avocado is here
girls with big giant avocados under their shirts will be here
it's in california near bates road, not to be confused with the queer bate who told the cops who busted him for butt pounding on bates bluff that "i'm just looking for the squirel that ran into this bush"
the festival is fun
this is my 2056th post
i was born in '56
this means something, just like a big mound of mashed potatoes
side note to self
never eat at jack in the box and take a nap right afterwards
grease coagulates and takes the form of the lower stomach which doesn't allow stuff to head south due to giant grease plug
“I said I never had much use for one.
Never said I didn't know how to use it."