but they're rhetorical...
race after race after race... Why is Pedrosa the only rider on the grid without an umbrella girl and why does the absence of an umbrella girl irritate me so?
I pay no attention to the little turd, ZERO so I am not equip to answer that.
Has pregnancy been considered for Stoner's mystery illness? and did anyone remind him to look through the turn, every turn?
I thought it was common knowledge that he is suffering from Gastritis and Anemia... didn't you get the text?
Oh and, to the following Q on Stoner... What? WTF???
Why is Lorenzo such an arrogant little shizzle who mopes when he's not top but dances about like a coked up chicken with his flag when he wins? Why doesn't someone plant that flag in his arse?
Do you not sob or mop when you loose a race or come so close to winning it? I guess Rossi mops as well then.
Lorenzos's antic are the same as Rossi but yet, Rossi can't do no harm? Maybe they should stick Lorenzo flag up Rossi's chute?
Why would Colin even consider the speculative thought of returning to a Yamaha Factory ride after being used as a spat upon test mule for so long? Should he demand a statement in his contract which reads "We're sorry for not equipping you to win in the past, we will eat one plate of poop and wear a dunce cap for six races."
Why ask Why? then again, if they would pay me good money to do what he does... I'd be so there!
Why did the grid cameraman make it his mission to catch riders blowing their noses?
Why does Nicky whine so much?
Ask Midwest stated, I consider whining when you blame everything and anything on someone else, so far I have yet to see young Hayden doing that.
Now, where we all pissed that he did not do better? sure, I was the first one, then I learn of the getoff in Q's destroying his #1 bike. He also had a little get off in morning practice and then got kicked to the curve on turn one... not a happy day for him I would say.
I'd be the first to admit that I would love to see him at the front more often but again... why do we cut Colin so much slack and hayden so little? Consistency is a beautiful thing!
Glad I could help... you know where to find me.