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Custom Honda CB500 Chopper
You know, sometimes we all come across a motorcycle that leaves us speechless.
And other times, shaking our heads.
Or
Today, I was eBaying to my hearts content, when a customer came into the shop to pick up a bike and drop off another -
The one dropped off is the dudes sons, the shop just needs to get it running.
I had to get photographic evidence of this machine -
For your viewing pleasure, I present this CB500 Chopper:
I know, you are already impressed, well, you ain't seen nothin' yet!
Check this out, both sides -
Quality work, eh?
We had to unload it from a pickup - front brake lever was missing. Brake hose cracked almost all the way through anyway.
I had to walk away -
This is one the shop probably should of turned away
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Vehicle Abuse Specialist
Join Date: May 2009
Location: PA
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Wow Quality work. Must be direct from OCC
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not cro-magnon
Join Date: Nov 2006
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Originally Posted by
WheelieTime
Wow Quality work. Must be direct from OCC
Brilliant!
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Stare into me...
What a snot box!
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Unbannable
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Michigan
Posts: 3,184
It looks like he pained over the rust on the tank. Didn't even sand it first lol.
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Welcome to Nothing.......
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Goleta, SodomFornia
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Wow, UJ....that thing is really a toilet full of schit, half flushed.
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orange
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I suck at welding. Guess I'm not alone.
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NC Sasquatch
I looks like a 919
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STR-III
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Originally Posted by
Super Sneaky Steve
It looks like he pained over the rust on the tank. Didn't even sand it first lol.
It's either that or orange peel. I can't make up my mine.
Ahh...who cares. That things a death trap.
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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WheelieTime
Wow Quality work. Must be direct from OCC
bwaaaahahahaaahaha
that bike will never be safe for anyone other than my exwife to ride......
seriously...
#11
Ride Offensively
I am NOT lawyering here, but I just hope they cannot try to sue your shop after working on it, and then say "The Pro's worked on it, to get it up and running, if they thought it was safe...." You get the picture.
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I Can and will ride anything!
Bikes I own:
New addition 1978 CB750Four
2006 919
1994 home built springer
1984 KLR 600
1953 Servi-car (I gotta get this put back together)
1942 WLA (Gotta finish this one as well)
1985 Honda 200M ATC
1985 Honda ATC 70
1997 Yamaha Big Bear 350 4X4 ATV
Early 1984 Ironhead Sporty (Wife has laid claim to this bike)
1986 Sporty that I am putting a ironhead engine into
YEA BIGDAA I Gotta GUN!
It's not that I am punishing YOU, I am just taking YOUR money and giving it to LAZY Asses who refuse to get off the TIT of the Government...Obama to Joe the Plumber
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Lovin the Vanilla Ice
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: St. Lou
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
barton664
bwaaaahahahaaahaha
Good point. Did you get the guys number? I might want to rent that to teach my mother in law how to ride.
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Two wheelin for the feelin.
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I am BATMAN!!!
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Originally Posted by
barton664
bwaaaahahahaaahaha
I agree, and she should pick up my ex wife from down around Daytona Beach so they can go two up.
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justintyme73
I agree, and she should pick up my ex wife from down around Daytona Beach so they can go two up.
and explode into a fountain of flames and blood...... ahhhh i can see it now...
both of them in their coffins with their heels and their heads touching.....
........
i suddenly feel much happier than i have felt in days....
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Pilus Posterior
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: New Zealand
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Not so much raked as raped!
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The Midnight Rider
Join Date: Oct 2009
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I would still ride it...
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Tirone
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: middle TN
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That schit'll buff out....
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I killed Barton664
Join Date: Jun 2008
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cbr900racer77
That schit'll buff out....
That would be some impressive buffing...
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Chuck Norris has lost in battle with this Member
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cbr900racer77
That schit
well.... at least you got one part of that right
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Tirone
Join Date: Nov 2009
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That was a poor attempt at humor...
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Sike
Join Date: Oct 2008
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cbr900racer77
That was a poor attempt at humor...
Like the monkey with the typewriter, they just keep banging away until they eventually write a word (even if they don't know whether or not they have done it, and they don't). However, if you interrupt them, they fling schit at you.
And, my grade is: _________
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Tirone
Join Date: Nov 2009
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Our monkey wasn't allowed near a keyboard. She would rip the keys right off. Her intelligence level was unreal. Child proof medicine bottle...no problem, off in bout 2 mins.
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Sike
Join Date: Oct 2008
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Originally Posted by
cbr900racer77
Our monkey wasn't allowed near a keyboard. She would rip the keys right off. Her intelligence level was unreal. Child proof medicine bottle...no problem, off in bout 2 mins.
Whereas Paco is really good with the keyboard, but hasn't figured out the child proof stuff....
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sike
Whereas Paco is really good with the keyboard, but hasn't figured out the child proof stuff....
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#26
blur
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Originally Posted by
sike
Whereas Paco is really good with the keyboard, but hasn't figured out the child proof stuff....
'tho he has been known to fling a 'lil poo
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Tirone
Join Date: Oct 2011
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Quality Workmanship!!
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