Wife says since I get a week off for Christmas break and she does not that she wants the bike that she cannot ride (2007 Honda 919) to get polished wheel lips, braided brake lines, block-off plates with emissions removed and something else that I forgot done.
I told her I might want to do a few things to my bikes and she said do what I have to do as long as hers is done 1st.
Wife says since I get a week off for Christmas break and she does not that she wants the bike that she cannot ride (2007 Honda 919) to get polished wheel lips, braided brake lines, block-off plates with emissions removed and something else that I forgot done.
I told her I might want to do a few things to my bikes and she said do what I have to do as long as hers is done 1st.
I am thinking divorce
Close the garage door, turn up the heat, crank the tunes, put on yer best santa boxers (and nothing else) and start polishing. Could be good....
If you go through with the divorce, I think she'll have no trouble getting a date. You, on the other hand, well...maybe you better think about the meaning of "other hand".
Better yet - tell her YOU want sexual favors from HER for every job you do to her bike.
Real dirty, kinky sexual favors too - the ones that you'd like to ask your wife to perform but as you have to live with her week after week, you are a bit apprehensive about asking incase she thinks you are a pervert.
Real dirty, kinky sexual favors too - the ones that you'd like to ask your wife to perform but as you have to live with her week after week, you are a bit apprehensive about asking incase she thinks you are a pervert.[/QUOTE]
I like the way you think!
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At least you are not holding her purse while she is in the dressing room. Polish the bike after your's is done.
buddy,you've got issues
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'04 Honda 919, Candy apple red met., 17/44t sprockets,f-16 windscreen,delkevic ss exhaust,Tharbars,givi engine bars, billet alum. led turns w/ running lights,red adj.levers from china, bar end mirrors,grip heaters,adj. foot peg brackets,adj. bar risers,dunlop Q2(that are better than your pp 2ct,lol)bike wired for gps and phone charger
Put your foot down, tell her you will do as you DAMN well please, and IF you find time to get to her bike over yours and not intrusive into your riding, then MAYBE, MAYBE you MIGHT get to one or two items on her list, but only IF she performs for you in any manner you wish.
Now if she is the bread winner, do what the hell she tells you, or go jack off and starve.
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I Can and will ride anything!
Bikes I own:
New addition 1978 CB750Four
2006 919
1994 home built springer
1984 KLR 600
1953 Servi-car (I gotta get this put back together)
1942 WLA (Gotta finish this one as well)
1985 Honda 200M ATC
1985 Honda ATC 70
1997 Yamaha Big Bear 350 4X4 ATV
Early 1984 Ironhead Sporty (Wife has laid claim to this bike)
1986 Sporty that I am putting a ironhead engine into
YEA BIGDAA I Gotta GUN!
It's not that I am punishing YOU, I am just taking YOUR money and giving it to LAZY Asses who refuse to get off the TIT of the Government...Obama to Joe the Plumber
I k ow of this great song entitled "It's Cheaper to Keep Her". I forget who sings it. But it is a great song. If you have to polish then go ahead and polish. By the way it's been two weka since Christmas. What did you do?
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I got absolutely nothing done. I cannot work on anything in the gayrage unless 3 bikes go outside and all we had was rain, freezing rain, snow and the couple dayz that it could have been possible she thought we should go out as a couple.
I wonder if that means her boyfriend dumped her..........
I got absolutely nothing done. I cannot work on anything in the gayrage unless 3 bikes go outside and all we had was rain, freezing rain, snow and the couple dayz that it could have been possible she thought we should go out as a couple.
I wonder if that means her boyfriend dumped her..........
Reminds me of a conversation with my wife last night. We have been watching 'The Office' from episode 1 through the end of last season. We are almost finished and she looks at me and says..."What are we going to do when we run out of shows to watch at night?" I looked her dead in the eye and said..."I guess we are going to have to talk to each other." She laughed at me and said "Nope, just need to find another good series to start."
I love her!
Take your woman to a steak dinner and buy her some new riding gear.
quite a disturbing image.....
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