NO MORE 919 FOR ME

Bobby · 01-30-2012, 07:16 AM

Shell comes in all excited because she fits into size 10 pants with room to spare.

I make the simple comment "Still trying to get your ass down to the seat size"

That is how the fight started then reminded of how tarded I must look on it with a size 40 jeans

The Shadow · 01-30-2012, 08:02 AM

...So you're saying you don't have any issues with the comfort of the stock seat? I'm confused...

lol

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secondchance · 01-30-2012, 08:48 AM

whos fat ass are we taliking about the wife or yours

Bobby · 01-30-2012, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by The Shadow

...So you're saying you don't have any issues with the comfort of the stock seat? I'm confused...
lol

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I do the common sense ride with it and that is ride till there is no feeling left in the nuts then go home and get another bike with a better seat and keep on riding.

Bobby · 01-30-2012, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by secondchance

whos fat ass are we taliking about the wife or yours

I just tell her I have the fatter ass but I also have the biggest paycheck which for reason in wimmins minds also starts an arguement.

So far I have been accused of mistreatment to her bike, setting it up for me without permission, not spending enuf money on it compared to what I spend on my bikes, not keeping it clean and letting it sit outside in the rain so I had room to work on other bikes. On the last one I used the bike cover on my 14 because it was to good - errr I mean to big for the 919.

I cannot understand with her why she always insist on blaming the innocent guy which once again as we would conclude is me.

**cmurphy84** · 01-30-2012, 11:18 AM

I'm going to be really disappointing if somehow this woman you keep talking about is actually an alternate personality made up by your own schizophrenic disorder.

However, if that's true, congratulations on slipping into a size 10.

Bobby · 01-30-2012, 11:33 AM

I seriously wish I knew what to do about the seat because it hurts her to. I am putting the seat beads on my ZX14 that has a C14 seat on it and see how far I get before the butt burn / dead nuts syndrome kicks in. The Connie seat is 3 times more comfy than the ZX14 seat but will still give you butt rash before a tank is emptied.

I still have to wait to see if she is going to try to ride again so I know what to do for her 919. I hope she does try but then I am scared for her because of the stupids in cagers but I would not try to stop her if she chose to ride again.

I ever tell you guys about the time I got pulled over for speeding up to get her to slow down?

nd4spdbh · 01-30-2012, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby

I do the common sense ride with it and that is ride till there is no feeling left in the nuts then go home and get another bike with a better seat and keep on riding.

no you do the uncommon thing of rolling one bike out starting it.... realize the 919 is the better option, hop on it and leave the other bike sitting running in the driveway when you are in the bliss that is the 919.

Your point and rants are invalid.... stop being in denial!

secondchance · 01-30-2012, 02:27 PM

let me know how the beads work....

nd4spdbh · 01-30-2012, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by secondchance

let me know how the anal beads work....

fixed

Bobby · 01-30-2012, 07:17 PM

ND I misplaced a forklift at work once. Sitting at my desk and my co-worker asked where the Nissan was and I had no idea.

I was on the other end of the building and stopped to use the bath room and walked out of the bath room back to my desk. The next day the ramp foreman called and asked if #187 was ours and it spent all night by the bath room.

Sometimes I have minor focus problems....................memory isn't always the best either

nd4spdbh · 01-30-2012, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby

ND I misplaced a forklift at work once. Sitting at my desk and my co-worker asked where the Nissan was and I had no idea.

I was on the other end of the building and stopped to use the bath room and walked out of the bath room back to my desk. The next day the ramp foreman called and asked if #187 was ours and it spent all night by the bath room.

Sometimes I have minor focus problems....................memory isn't always the best either

lol nice cop out.

secondchance · 01-31-2012, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by nd4spdbh

fixed

hell i could tell you all about them

Bobby · 01-31-2012, 04:25 AM

FIXED I went for the small beads just in case

brian · 01-31-2012, 06:14 PM

I took a dump the other day, and it was black

Bobby · 01-31-2012, 07:47 PM

If you eat black licorice your poop comes out grungy green plus it is also a mild laxative

brian · 01-31-2012, 08:38 PM

Mine was black not green, and it sunk they usually float?

**marylandmike** · 02-01-2012, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by brian

Mine was black not green, and it sunk they usually float?

You may need to send it off for a UTA.

**cmurphy84** · 02-01-2012, 05:26 AM

Buy some Colon Blow.

brian · 02-03-2012, 06:11 AM

alright, Im back to brown but its still sinking... Im a scurred!

Shmoo · 02-03-2012, 06:53 AM

I think the OEM seat is made for featherweights.

secondchance · 02-03-2012, 04:10 PM

stock seat kills my boney ass at times...but i dont stop i keep going...because im 919 man

REDROKR · 02-04-2012, 05:44 AM

if you cant fit the jumbo beads in you need to quit posting, ya whore

Shmoo · 02-04-2012, 06:54 AM

WHAT KIND OF BEADS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? lol

Bobby · 02-04-2012, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Shmoo

WHAT KIND OF BEADS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? lol

I think it is beadrider.com

Wife got laid off and I now really live at work which is where I am now and tomorrow trying to make up her missed money so I don't even have time to open up the gayrage door anymore.

Gonna try them on the ZX14 1st then order for the 919 if they work ok. 919 used a smaller bead set as in bike seat size. My ZX14 has a Concours seat on it so different size bead set.

Bobby · 02-04-2012, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by REDROKR

if you cant fit the jumbo beads in you need to quit posting, ya whore

Never get prostate cancer because every time you go to the doktor they are in your ass. You get to where you walk in - drop the pant - lean over the table to go to sleep but not before to hang the butt sign that says wake me when you are done.

Pvster · 02-04-2012, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Bobby

Never get prostate cancer because every time you go to the doktor they are in your ass. You get to where you walk in - drop the pant - lean over the table to go to sleep but not before to hang the butt sign that says wake me when you are done.

sure it's the "doktor" that's in your ass? or is it just that you play "doktor"?