You Know You're Obsessed with Motorcycles When...

[Ken]

1) You have a pet named "Desmo" or "Fazer" or the like.
2) You've broken more 10mm sockets than most people own.
3) You're on a first-name-basis with the FedEx and UPS drivers.
4) You've ever licked your fingertip and said "Yep, that's Repsol."
5) You could build a passable track bike with parts in your garage.
6) Every closet in your place smells like internal combustion and leather.
7) You have scars on your body shaped like rearsets and bar ends.
8) You swoon over Shoei and Ku****ani like women do Gucci and Prada.
9) "Which one?" is your response to "What kind of bike do you ride?"
10) The police stopped bothering you about noise, they just mail tickets.

Keep it going...

[motorwerks919]

11) You lean sideways when taking turns in your car.
12) Worse yet, you open the door and stick your knee out.

[SV650s]

13) Your home page is Wristtwisters.com

[motorwerks919]

14) You like the smell of gear oil.

[HondaJim]

15) It's too cold to cut the grass, so you go for a ride.

[HondaStreetfigh]

16) Out of reflex you hit your left hand on the inside of you car door everytime you see an oncoming motorcycle.

[xrmikey]

17) You come skidding to a stop. Realizing a car is not gonna lane split!
18) When asked "How was your honeymoon?" You answer: "The bike ran great!"

[Simpson]

19.) When your Italian leather dress shoes have shift level wear on the tops.

[xrmikey]

20) When driving a truck you have one finger on the turn signal lever & one finger on the gear selector.

[dream]

21) You wave hello to the motorcycle policemen from your cage.

[farmerjoe]

22) You spend more time on motorcycle forums at work than actually working

[Ken]

23) Your passwords are your favorite motorcycles

[justintyme73]

24) Before you go to work in the morning you log onto wristtwisters
25) When you get home at night you check Ebay for your parts auctions before anything else

[Lemonhead]

26) Every time you go to your favorite cycle shop, half your face sags and you sart to drool.

[Kristen]

27) Your refrigerator is 20 years old. You buy a Super Sherpa....

28) Your Christmas list consists of accessories. None of them will come from the mall, though....

29) You are the only Mom at the bus stop with helmet hair.

30) You get rid of the kids for a night. Instead of going out, you go to the garage....

[dadogs]

31) You bring home for your daughter a motorcycle before she can even walk

[SV650s]

Originally Posted by Kristen

27) Your refrigerator is 20 years old. You buy a Super Sherpa....

28) Your Christmas list consists of accessories. None of them will come from the mall, though....

29) You are the only Mom at the bus stop with helmet hair.

30) You get rid of the kids for a night. Instead of going out, you go to the garage....

only 4 answers??? Come on Kirsten there must be others! BTW: helmet hair

[HondaJim]

32) You discuss the benefits of counter-steering with a bicycle rider at a stoplight.

[ragdoll]

33) You like, ride a lot, n stuff.

[Lemonhead]

34) You mount all of your worn out tires like trophys.

[ybnrml8932]

35) You take your tank bag to work even when you don't ride.

36) You ride to work in 20 degree weather because it's supposed to be 50 degrees for the ride home.

37) You buy riding gear for your whole family, including the dog.

[Simpson]

34.) The dealership has a picture of your motorcycle on their crappy website and you keep reminding everybody on Wristtwisters.

http://www.danddimportcycles.com/

[Lemonhead]

36) You have memorized every bike you ever had by the scars each one has left you.

[xrmikey]

37) When ever you change tires you feel like you lost a loved one.

[919Rev]

38) You have taken more photographs of your bike than you have of your kid(s).

[HondaStreetfigh]

[QUOTE]

29) You are the only Mom at the bus stop with helmet hair.
[QUOTE]


MILF...

[streakin919]

39. You make sure you tune into the news at exactly 11:20 pm to catch the weather because it might just be a good day to ride tomorrow
40. You want to use the smell of race fuel exhaust as an air freshener
41. All of your jeans have oil stains
42. After you’ve mowed the lawn you realize that you still have your motorcycle boots on
43. You have as many helmets as you have shoes
44. New tires and\or tools are great presents

[dream]

45) You install a thick stator cover and the wife's response is it looks great...without even asking how much it cost!

46) Anyone that attempts to explain riding risk, gets lectured to drive their cage safer.

[sugs]

47)You snowboard in your weatherproof riding gear.

48)When your bike is in the shop you drive your cage with helmet and gloves on.

49)Your cages aren't allowed in the garage, just your bikes.

[motorwerks919]

50) You think Lotus Elise's weigh too much and Dodge Viper's accelerate too slow.

51) You ride past people snowmobiling in the ditch.

[HondaJim]

52) You leave work to go home and find yourself at the dealership, unaware of how you got there.

53) Your wife plans everything around "Are you going riding?"

[Ken]

54) You go to do your yard work at 6:45 AM in 40 degrees so you can ride the rest of the day.

[SV650s]

55) You plan your summer vacation around the annual Wristtwister northeast BBQ.

[justintyme73]

56) on your day off you visit cycle shops, just to look around, even though you dont need any parts, or have any intention of buying a new bike(at least thats what you tell your wife)

[xrmikey]

57) You low side your bike & take pictures of it to show everyone on wristtwisters.

[royalchoppers]

1)You are late to every appointment becasue you had to go put your new mods on.
2)You put on hideous saddle bags just so you don't have to take the car.
3)You contemplate how to carry lumber on your bike.
4)You put off studying for upcoming promotional examine just to go to wristtwisters. ooops, got to go.

[ajcombs]

62) go to buy motor oil for the car with the bike and come home with a new riding Jacket on and your wife says why didn't you get the pants.... off to the store i went!!!!

[Ken]

63) You put $1.50/quart store brand oil in the car because it's a car, but you buy $6/quart Mobil One Gold Cap Fully Synthetic Oil for the bike.

[Lemonhead]

64) Your motorcycle has exhaust tip covers and you refer to your one piece leathers as a "flight suit".

[justintyme73]

Originally Posted by xrmikey

57) You low side your bike & take pictures of it to show everyone on wristtwisters.

Now thats funny, Guilty as charged.