You Know You're Obsessed with Motorcycles When... - Page 10

jaden · 09-08-2011, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by crakerjac

413. During the winter months your bike is another piece of living room furniture.

YES

FlyCatcher · 09-08-2011, 07:45 PM

414 - All your albums in iTunes for which you couldn't find artwork use this

Ferris Bueller · 09-17-2011, 02:19 PM

415 - your fiance preemptively states that we can't get married on 9-19 ... dammit!

Ferris Bueller · 09-17-2011, 02:22 PM

416 -

andrewebay1 · 09-23-2011, 05:10 PM

417- Your idea of down time at the end of the day is sitting in front of the computer with a beer and going through the forum.

Ken Phenix · 09-23-2011, 07:14 PM

418 you read this entire thread nonstop nodding the whole time.

419 As the new owner of your trusty steed rides away your wife says, "WOW! I can't believe I outlasted her."

420 you experience painful PMS (Parked Motorcycle Syndrome) symptoms after only two days without riding. . . . . . . . STOP LAUGHING AT ME! PMS IS REAL!

Mr. B · 09-23-2011, 09:02 PM

421) You pre-plan your next three bike purchases simply because you realized you can fit three more in the garage.

422) You couldn't recall where or when you last filled up your cage if your life depended on it.

423) Once or twice a month you wash, and/or clean the spiderwebs off of, and/or move the cages one or two feet so the neighbors don't report them to the police as abandoned vehicles... even though, let's be honest... they are.

424) After finishing modding your bikes for the umpteenth time, you spend the following evening aimlessly meandering around the garage because you really want to wrench on them but there is nothing left to do until your next shipment of parts arrives.

schrock86 · 09-23-2011, 09:14 PM

425) you have never considered washing your cage, but wash the bike every week.

SxYstr33tMom · 10-04-2011, 08:07 PM

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SxYstr33tMom · 10-04-2011, 08:09 PM

426. After a ride you go to bed and as you fall asleep, you hear the sound of your motor roaring in 6th gear.

427. Whenever you hear another bike, your heart starts racing.

428. You check the weather every 20 minutes to see when the rain is supposed to stop so you can take your bike out.

Ferris Bueller · 10-04-2011, 09:00 PM

429: you stare at the clock at 9:15 til it says 9:19... then you smile

**07919Dave** · 10-05-2011, 06:42 PM

430: You feel like you are going through withdrawal symptoms after 24hrs of not riding.

LucilleBrawl · 10-05-2011, 06:52 PM

431: You have a motogp exhaust sound as your text message alert and/or ringtone.

**g00gl3it** · 10-06-2011, 03:22 PM

432. You are down in Cabo and have to practice your Spanish so you ask "How many kilometers long is the Baja Peninsula down to Cabo?" and are really, really serious about planning a ride down...

Bigdaa · 10-16-2011, 04:29 PM

433) You pooped and saw the image of a Sportbike embossed in the side of the turd and that happens more than you ever cared to admit.

beefsalad · 10-16-2011, 05:44 PM

434) After a 4 month hiatus from riding because you were dumb enough to take a job that is 100% travel, you return home and consider going on unemployment and riding to make up for the lost time.

secondchance · 10-21-2011, 04:00 PM

my nuts are a little sore from my 919 and i still ride the thing......

andrewebay1 · 10-21-2011, 04:08 PM

435) You go for joy rides in down-pour and people look at you like you've lost it.

The Shadow · 10-21-2011, 05:46 PM

436) You crash your bike and recieve an injury that will keep you off the bike for 6 weeks...you are more concerned with putting the bike back in shape than yourself, and you spend HOURS every day planning for when you can get out on two wheels again!

LucilleBrawl · 10-21-2011, 05:48 PM

437. You change lanes ahead of student drivers every chance you get, just to demonstrate that people still use hand signals.

Yay! edit button!

**rmb** · 10-21-2011, 05:58 PM

Handle signals?

**marylandmike** · 10-21-2011, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by rmb

Handle signals?

pssssst...It's Friday night

**rmb** · 10-21-2011, 06:05 PM

438. You have dinner with your wife or S.O., then retire to the garage. While she's on the phone to her mom, in the garage with you, you proceed to take the seat off, get the soldering iron out, play with wire routing, solder wires and terminals on the end of said wires, make connections to ground and fuse block,(she's inside at this point), start the bike and plug in your new Gerbing's jacket liner to test it out. It's been 1/2 hr. so far and she still hasn't asked what I was doing...

LucilleBrawl · 10-21-2011, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by marylandmike

pssssst...It's Friday night

**rmb** · 10-21-2011, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marylandmike

pssssst...It's Friday night

Right , I forgot...

**rmb** · 04-09-2012, 04:54 PM

Bump, let's hear some new ones...

**g00gl3it** · 04-09-2012, 07:55 PM

439. You convince the wife to tuck the kiddos in to bed so you can go tinker on the bike.

Brewcrew02 · 04-09-2012, 08:16 PM

Only made it through half the thread before deciding to post so sorry if it's a repeat:

440) Your wife get's pissed cuz after saying yes and nodding, she realized you weren't actually listening, you were a) cruising CL for cycles/gear you "don't" need. b) watching cycle vids on youtube. or c) rereading your digital manual before doing a mod/fixit to improve your true love!

441) When visiting CL/ebay/amazon for anything besides cycle stuff, you immediately click "motorcycles" or type in "919" in the search box out of sheer muscle memory.

442) While mending from your latest run in with the ground, all you do is a) scour shops and the interwebs for necessary parts and 2) go to the local bike nights just to get close to bikes that currently run and get some stink on you. Even though you'd be there no matter what the circumstances!

Brewcrew02 · 04-09-2012, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Ken

358.) You start thinking about Christmas wish list mods....on New Years Day.

Fixed

Brewcrew02 · 04-09-2012, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigdaa

You can't start the numbering over. That's bad ju ju. It's like messing with voodoo dolls 'n such. You know what happened to Haiti, don't you. They like them some voodoo down there and now they all sit in mud and don't have motorcycles.

Mean but damn did I actually laugh out loud. Ok not mean, just truly funny... sit in mud and don't have motorcycles... ha! pure gold!

nate919 · 04-10-2012, 03:59 AM

443) Your bored on your day off and it's raining so you decide to sponge bath your rear hugger and sprocket cover.

DDT26 · 04-10-2012, 05:42 AM

444, You have not dusted your house for months, but you clean your bike and helmet after each ride.

maniac · 04-11-2012, 03:40 PM

445 when you starve for a week tryna save up for a new part

maniac · 04-11-2012, 03:42 PM

446 when you ask your significant other to wear your gear while having sex lol

maniac · 04-11-2012, 03:44 PM

447 when your in the dark tryna install your brand new exhaust because you didn't pay your light bill

**g00gl3it** · 04-11-2012, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by maniac

446 when your in the dark tryna install your brand new exhaust because you didn't pay your light bill

448 ...and in said darkness you forgot that you put your gear on your bike and you realize painfully that your exhaust port is NOT your significant other sexily dressed in your riding gear.

crakerjac · 04-11-2012, 03:52 PM

Why YOUR gear?.... Why not hers?...

449 (445 is listed 2x) - Someone at work points out, and asks why your pants are covered in bug guts... Your first thought is that you should take a half day so you can go home and wash the bike.

edit: Dang it g00gl3it... re-numbering...