Don't be a tool...

[omaha_919]

If you're gonna clean your chain, be smart about it.

WARNING - graphic pics in this thread - How NOT to clean your chain

[tc919er]

That hurts just looking at it!

[Relic11]

Holy jeebus! That's gruesome. I saw it was the gixxer forum when I clicked it and thought it would be funny... not funny.

[omaha_919]

Yeah, not a pretty sight by any means.



It's a good reminder of Honda's old slogan "Stupid Hurts"

[McCrimmon]

Ouch...That is not good!

[Relic11]

It seems like he had the camera going before the gushing stopped... wouldn't be my first thought.

[919Mofo]

Typical dumbass Gixxer squid.

[WheelieTime]

I think if I was there I might have been laughing. Thats basically the same as trying to clean a circular saw while it is running.

[sidlives]

That is the funniest thing I've seen in awhile, I still can't stop laughing.

[oldguard60]

Does anyone knows if his bike is for sell, cheap?

[starman]

Originally Posted by oldguard60

Does anyone knows if his bike is for sell, cheap?

It's tasted human blood now, and may have to be put down.

[justintyme73]

Wow, that is definitely the wrong way to do that. Gixxer guys seem to have a problem with doing really stupid things, I wonder if he's related to the guy putting NOS energy drink in his tank.

[RoboStraub 919]

Damn, I've never heard of cleaning your chain while the bike is running. Stupid is as stupid does.

[hasbeenracer]

Guys that stupid scare the crap outta me. His ability to make even simple decisions like cleaning a chain is nonexistent. How could he not see that one coming? He should take up stamp collecting and stay off of motorcycles!

[hornet919]

iv seen a video where some guy is showing how to clean your chain and grabs the chain with a rag while someone gives it gas. freakin morons.

[garyb900]

That is one nasty looking hand.

[gpzTurbo]

at the ER: Please have a seat and we'll call you. There's a magazine if you'd like to thumb through it.

[The Shadow]

Everyone on that forum keeps saying, "lots of us here have done stupider things than that and survived intact"

...I'm just not sure 1) that its possible to do something dumber, and 2) that you could survive stupider intact. I could go on, but I'd like to think that no one here is that retarded.

[esbowman]

OMFG!

I mean that's just a combination of lazy and stupid. Give this guy his sign!

[Pacojerte]

i totally agree with the first poster after the photos....


he speaketh the truth...

[SuedeGopher]

Wow. Just wow. I mean, we've all done it, but no one has posted their mangled hand, I mean, right?



Right?

[zaq123]

speechless. I feel bad for that kid just for the fact that he doesn't know any better. God bless him through life, this was one painful lesson

[Super Sneaky Steve]

I knew a guy on the EX500 forum who did that too. Lopped it off at the knuckle. And another guy did it on the SVrider. So I guess it happens a lot.

[Relic11]

Remember people whose brains allow them to make decisions like this are out riding and driving amongst us. Scary.

[tc919er]

Originally Posted by starman

It's tasted human blood now, and may have to be put down.

Originally Posted by gpzTurbo

at the ER: Please have a seat and we'll call you. There's a magazine if you'd like to thumb through it.

[omaha_919]

(no comment, just a pic)

**cough** Chubbs

[SuedeGopher]

Originally Posted by RoboStraub 919

Damn, I've never heard of cleaning your chain while the bike is running. Stupid is as stupid does.

Later he attempted to clean his stuffing cotton down the barrel and then firing a bullet.

[BigMike919]

I think the only posted close call with a cain on this forum was Ripper... He didn't have the bike running i think so his finger just looked a little swollen. That dudes hand looked GNARLY.

[jassto]

"2.) To show that you don't have to be riding for a bike to get you hurt."

I hate it when people make these sorts of statements. Somehow the bike forced him to do it?? What the hell??

Here are some words to live by "don't stick your hand where you wouldn't stick your d!ck"

[jassto]

Originally Posted by jassto

"Here are some words to live by "don't stick your hand where you wouldn't stick your d!ck"

I suppose this is going to be interpreted in some different ways than I inteded

[starman]

Originally Posted by jassto

"Here are some words to live by "don't stick your hand where you wouldn't stick your d!ck"
I suppose this is going to be interpreted in some different ways than I inteded

Well, if you were my doctor, I'd probably put off that prostate exam for as long as possible. Just sayin'.

[omaha_919]

^^

[brokerecord]

Reminded me of Hi School shop class. The maintance man came in and wanted to use the table saw. Our instructor told us to watch how the cut was done correctly. Rip, pop,pop, and 3 fingers flew across the room. I remembered that my whole life. Machines can and will hurt you.