919 vs Mastiff

[Border]

Originally Posted by Porrboy

I wasn't being serious about killing them though if some one did I would find it humorous.

Well, okaay then.....

Please feel free to post details where the authorities and the news vans can reach you.

And thanks for being an idiot!

[Mayday]

I can outrun the dog on the bike but the problem with that is all the garages in the neighborhood are off the alley, so everyone parks in the back. If you go over 15 mph you risk becoming a hood ornament on a soccer moms minivan backing out of her driveway. People are coming and going all day long. Minor wrecks are fairly common. I tell everyone the scariest part or my daily ride is the 300 feet down my own alley.

[Border]

No Mayday, I understand EXACTLY what you are going through, and I know your pain.

I'm just curious to know why this idiot wants humans dead as a result.

[Mayday]

Originally Posted by Border

No Mayday, I understand EXACTLY what you are going through, and I know your pain.

I'm just curious to know why this idiot wants humans dead as a result.

I wish I knew, they don't take it seriously. Someone will get hurt, it's just a matter of time. Probally be a kid on his bicycle. These people seem more worried about guarding their house than anything else. Makes me wonder what they are guarding. Lets just put it this way, I don't think they'll be winning the community member of the year award anytime soon.....

[Border]

Originally Posted by Mayday

. Lets just put it this way, I don't think they'll be winning the community member of the year award anytime soon.....

No kidding.. My neighbors are true winners. Before the neighbor's Wife went into recovery, I found her, "bumping gorditas" with another "bar slut" under the tree in my back yard at two in the morning.

I just stood there and watched the folds rolling over each other.

I thought it would be hotter but it really wasn't.

[Mayday]

Originally Posted by Border

No kidding.. My neighbors are true winners. Before the neighbor's Wife went into recovery, I found her, "bumping gorditas" with another "bar slut" under the tree in my back yard at two in the morning.

Lol... at least your neighbors are entertaining! Mine are just psycho.

[ajcombs]

Originally Posted by Pegjumpflyer

sponges soaked in bacon grease?

I've heard of some version of this with rubber bands around it so you could toss it i think... does very bad things to the insides once they swallow it whole... never had a reason to try but it sounds like mayday does!! wow man sorry for your situation and hope you get it resolved!!

[Hoseclamp]

I had a tazer for a while, that thing was pretty wicked, but you would have to almost touch the dog. What about a cattle prod? We used to use them on hogs and the seemed to work pretty good. If you know any farmers see if you could borrow one. Hit em with that once or twice and there likely to leave you alone next time.

[tvetree]

I've been reading and have to ask A ??.
Are the dogs trying to hurt anyone?
Are they are mean Dogs,If they where truely mean and loose as often as it sounds they would have eaten/Maimed somebody by now.
If they are just playing you maybe able to get to know the dog and just tell Them to go home.

Yeah I would'nt want to do this with these monsters.If it doesn't work it's going to be painfull.Dogs that big can break bones when they bite you!