I know I've posted about this before, but it's come up again.

My "normal" , for the past 4 years or so, I've probably been the laziest person anyone knew. While I "worked" it was far from physically strenous most of the time. I could easily get by on 2000cal a day and not gain an ounce (thank you metabolism!) but I digress as that really has little to do with why I'm posting.

I justified me escaping on the motorcycle here in a few minutes, but...